I got stuck here for two hours…

I got stuck here for two hours…

posted on 31 May 2018 in Engrish from Other Countries

hote-traffic-jam

Try not to visit during rush hour.

Photo courtesy of Aisling Gray.
Restaurant found in Southern India.

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seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

Mmmm … Traffic jam!

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Too much of this food will clog your arterials.

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

Next to ‘Hotel Accident, ‘Hotel Drink Drive’ and ‘Hotel Baby On Road’

DrLex
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DrLex

I’ll have the non-veg traffic jam please.

Yu No Hoo
Guest
Yu No Hoo

I think a bus boy broke down.

Yu No Hoo
Guest
Yu No Hoo

I see the problem; it’s just a stall.

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

– Excuse me, Officer, where is the Room 237?
– Turn right at the the ‘Stop’ sign, second exit on the left. And no parking in the bathroom, Madam.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

*phones home* Hi honey. I’ll be late getting home tonight, there’s a f***ing hotel parked right across the freeway!

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Damn! I was just driving to the Delhi for some milk!

Algernon
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Algernon

In the Middle of the roundabout

Algernon
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Algernon

The air is to die for

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Running low on gas? Try the food here!

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Where everyone’s a waiter.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

The prices here are highway robbery!

Marum
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Marum

I prefer Marmalade.

Marum
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Marum

With a broad Indian accent:

The plene was trying to gain altitude, when it hit an hotel loaded with hey, and burst into flemes.

Marum
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Marum

It’s actually a toll road. You actually have to buy a six-pak to get to Goa.

Marum
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Marum

@Algernon 0436 .

“From” not “for”.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Where Steve Winwood performs every evening.

Pete
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Pete

Hey Baby, let’s stop here and get a room here.
After all, we are here in Bang Galore.

Pete
Guest
Pete

Ladies only club down the street in Man Galore.

Pete
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Pete

Been stuck here in this taxi and its uncomfortable seats for 5 hours straight and gosh am Mysore.

Pete
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Pete

Be careful with those non-veg items.
Last time I tried the Kolkatas and had Delhi Belly for a week!

Lora
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Lora

Don’t order the non-veg jam, I heard it comes from between people’s toes.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

The low spark of high-heeled bell-boys must have caused an accident.

UCity
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UCity

You can check out anytime you like, but you can never beat the traffic.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Traffic jam recipe:
4 Ford pintos
2 Yugos
1 Jeep Cherokee

Boil for 8 hours.
Tastes like lemon!

Pete
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Pete

@DnT 3:37,

AKA Mr. Ed’s Half-Breed special?

(Pinto, Yugoslavian, Cherokee, etc.)

algernon
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algernon

@ Marum | 7:27 am |
It’s a quote with apologies to the Lion King

sam
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sam

@admin: What happened to the Brog?

Eggrish
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Eggrish

Welcome to the Hotel Traffic Jam. Such a crowded place …

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

What . . . non-vegetarian jam??
YUCK !!

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