I think you’ve had too many bears…

I think you’ve had too many bears…

posted on 20 May 2018 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

spacious-and-bear

Sure I’m spacious but I’m also bear deep.

Photo courtesy of Tom Testa.
Bag from China.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Does this bag make my bear look spacious?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Blue bears are dyeing out.

Actually, there really are “blue” bears! (Wikipedia)

Classic Steve
2 years ago

But instead I’m just wan.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Bears are not spacious, just (h)airy.

Lora
Lora
2 years ago

Maybe if he ate more bluebearies.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

Long live Engrish resurrection!

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

Is it just me, or does it look like a monkey’s face on a bear’s head?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

Yogi and Boo-Boo wan to know how many pick-a-nick baskets will fit in it.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

… and beer.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@seventy2rd o clock | 1:46 pm: So weird! It reminds me of the mondegreen, “Gladly, my cross-eyed bear”!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@seventy2rd o clock | 1:44 pm: Nobody expects the Engrish resurrection! Our chief weapon is supplies… and terrible puns.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

You wan to be a blue but you turned out to be a maroon.

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

Well open wide come in side

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

He was bear-deep in Godilocks

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Seventy @1:46,

Actually to me it looks more like a space alien’s face on a bear’s head!

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Chinese Person A (Production Plant Manager):
“Here, throw these words on a shirt. Run the line for 50,000 units.”

Chinese Person B (Slightly bi-lingual Chinese Production Foreman):
“But it doesn’t make any sense! It’s meaningless!”

A: “Never mind that. It’s got English words on it. It’ll sell domestically anyway.”

B: “Ooookaaaayy…….”

UCity
UCity
2 years ago

I’m blue, da-bear-deep da ba die.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
2 years ago

I just couldn’t bear a bear bear a bear.

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