Photo courtesy of Tom Testa.
Bag from China.
Does this bag make my bear look spacious?
Blue bears are dyeing out.
Actually, there really are “blue” bears! (Wikipedia)
But instead I’m just wan.
Bears are not spacious, just (h)airy.
Maybe if he ate more bluebearies.
Long live Engrish resurrection!
Is it just me, or does it look like a monkey’s face on a bear’s head?
Yogi and Boo-Boo wan to know how many pick-a-nick baskets will fit in it.
… and beer.
@seventy2rd o clock | 1:46 pm: So weird! It reminds me of the mondegreen, “Gladly, my cross-eyed bear”!
@seventy2rd o clock | 1:44 pm: Nobody expects the Engrish resurrection! Our chief weapon is supplies… and terrible puns.
You wan to be a blue but you turned out to be a maroon.
Well open wide come in side
He was bear-deep in Godilocks
Actually to me it looks more like a space alien’s face on a bear’s head!
Chinese Person A (Production Plant Manager):
“Here, throw these words on a shirt. Run the line for 50,000 units.”
Chinese Person B (Slightly bi-lingual Chinese Production Foreman):
“But it doesn’t make any sense! It’s meaningless!”
A: “Never mind that. It’s got English words on it. It’ll sell domestically anyway.”
I’m blue, da-bear-deep da ba die.
I just couldn’t bear a bear bear a bear.