If it takes, I’m done.

If it takes, I’m done.

posted on 15 May 2018 in Stationery

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In time for Spring!

Photo courtesy of Thomas B.
Magnet clip found in Japan. 

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seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

Show ‘er, Elephant!

DrLex
DrLex
2 years ago

Elephant shower. Hard hat required, even though it won’t be of any help.

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Brings a new meaning for golden

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Let’s drench

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

It uses the elephant shower on its skin or else it takes the wood again,

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

I’ll show you my elephant if you’ll show me yours.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

It’s OK to shower with your trunks.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

Here, I herd you were dirty.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

Wood factory apparently takes a lot of drugs.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

That’s why another word for “factory” is “plant”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

It can take it or leaf it.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

My wood don’ need no stinkin’ factory!

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Awwww, quit tusking around, Dumbo!

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Girl: What’s that you’ve got in your trunk?

Elephant: Something prehensile. Wanna see?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Does an elephant shower in the wood?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

It is not dear, it is elephant.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Show ‘er your jumbo.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

As long as it can use happily, everything else is irrelephant.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Marum | 5:19 am: Said the elephant to the naked man: “How the hell do you breathe through that thing??”

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

Does an elephant use ivory soap in the shower?

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

A lion is walking through the jungle when it sees a monkey. The Lion roars: “Who’s king of the jungle?” Monkey: “You O mighty Lion. Next he sees a deer: Lion: “WHO’S KING OF THE JUNGLE!” Dee; “You O mighty Lion.” Next he sees an elephant: Lion: “WHO’S KING OF THE JUNGLE!” Well. The elephant picks him up, throws him on the ground, kneels on him, picks him up again, and throws him into the middle of the river. The Lion staggers ashore and says: “Just because you don’t know the correct answer, there’s no need to be a bloody… Read more »

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

One male elephant to another:

“She gives good trunk, but not great trunk.”

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

I don’t think I’d want an elephant showering me with water from its trunk.

Particularly when I think about the fact that the “water” is being sent through the longest nasal cavities on earth.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

– I’m Bubble Elephant
– Show me your balls

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

@Pete: In the Benny Hill episode I linked to, it wasn’t from the elephant’s trunk…

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

@seventy2nd o-clock: And I have bubble memory, too!

Wonder if anyone knows what that is?

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Well for me, Bubble Memory means whenever a distant (or even recent) memory unexpectedly floats up into the forefront of my mind from the depths of my consciousness, and then suddenly goes “POP” and disappears into the mental ethers, leaving me with without a clue as to what it was I just remembered!

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

@Myself 11:47,

Uhhh…typo.
Sorry.

WITHOUT. Not “with”.
Definitely not “with”.
Every time it happens.

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

The technological definition of bubble memory: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubble_memory

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Yu No Hoo | 5:37 am: Only when it’s in the US and can’t get Imperial Leather.

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
2 years ago

Yanny!

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Yerry!

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

Yim Yonson!

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