Infinite fun is all my child has left…

Infinite fun is all my child has left…

posted on 8 May 2018 in Chinglish, Toys

pirate-ship

The store that this is pricey!

Photo courtesy of Sean McVey.
Toy from China. 

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Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Make your baby brother walk the plank.

Huge entertainment for budding homicidal maniacs.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

I wnt something, like, toys for the kids, like.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Cap’n Bligh: “Give him a thousand lashes Mr. Christian!”

Prisoner: “I don’t need a thousand lashes Cap,n Sir. I’ve only got little beady eyes.”

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

It ships beautifully internationally!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Avast improvement on ordinary toys.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

– Do you like your new toy, sweetie?
– Like, no?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

It will take your infinite fun because this ship is rigged!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

Kids will love it if it has a poop deck.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

For children? But it’s rated Arr!

DrLex
DrLex
2 years ago

The best like toys. In other words, a cheap knock-off that only vaguely resembles the actual product.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

“You are charged with homosexual behaviour aboard my ship. I will get the First Mate to lash you.”

“Oh no Cap’n! May we do it to each other like?”

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

Does this infinite fun make my booty look big?

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Actually, all that advertising blurb, sounds like a whole load of ship.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

All your infinite fun ARR! belong to us!

DrLex
DrLex
2 years ago

This is a scam! Infinity minus infinity is an indeterminate form. For all I care, the end result could be that I still have a positive amount of fun left in the end. That is unacceptable.

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

I don’t like it

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

What are they like

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

Better watch your infinite booty too.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

1∞ – 1∞ = Finite x I¹ – √1

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Q. How many “R”s in arrgh.

Q: Depends on how quick you arr.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

Despite inflation, the bounty on a pirate’s head is still a buck an ear.

Lora
Lora
2 years ago

” Enemy ships dead ahead! First mate, Bring me my red coat!”
“Why, Captain?”
“So if I get wounded, the rest of my crew won’t see me bleed and be disheartened.”
“Very wise, Captain! There are at least fourteen enemy ships heading straight for us.”
“In that case… bring me my brown pants.”

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

The perfect gift for the young Somali lad.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Something took your infinite fun? Ship happens!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
2 years ago

CAUTION
Buy at your children’s dismay!

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