Man’s best friend just got friendlier.

Man’s best friend just got friendlier.

posted on 30 May 2018 in Video Engrish

pickyourbrains

Usually they just want to shake hands…

Photo courtesy of Andrew Corica.
English lesson on Japanese TV.

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DrLex
DrLex
2 years ago

Obviously this is one of the very first sentences every English-speaking child learns.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

I’m not sure they’re ripe yet.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

He’s a lab technician.

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

As long as he doesn’t cock his leg

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

He likes to pick and chews.

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Its barking mad

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

“It will never get well if you pick it”.
– Noel Coward.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

It’s an ad for A2 milk.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

A2

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

“Do you know you have a Zombie Brain Sucker attached to your head?”

‘GOD!! What’s it doing there?’

“I believe it’s starving to death.”

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Answer:

No, you may not.
And if you ask me again, it’s off to the Korean Dog Meat farm with you.
Now SIT, Ubu, SIT!

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

There once was a man from Korea,
Who relished dog-meat with beer,
For it is true that dog,
With a large mug of grog,
Will grow hair on your chest for a year.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Pete 0633. I observe it is a Japanese Dog.

It does not have the round-eye skin fold, on its eyelids

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

There was this Spanish dog, that saw two rows of seats.

One row was labelled El caballeros.

The other was labelled peons.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

So he did.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Domo arrigato Snoopy sama. (bow wowing)

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Dr Lex 0402. Only if their first language is Nihongo.

coffeebot
2 years ago

Oh, I thought you said lick my brains.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Coffeebot

Oh damn! I thought the “P” was an “F”

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

@Marum 6:50,

That ain’t no native Japanese breed, I tell you true.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Looks like Snoopy’s sleepy country bumpkin cousin.
(without the goofy hat)

Lora
Lora
2 years ago

@Pete you mean Snoopy’s brother Spike, right? He’s more of a desert rat than a country bumpkin. He lives in the middle of desert all alone, where he talks to the cacti, and they seem to understand him. 🙂

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

Well, you cannot have the dog say, “May I lick your genitals?” on a children’s educational program.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

@Lora 11:53,

Yup. I stand corrected.
I was indeed referring to Spike.

It has been so long since I’ve read Peanuts, that I forgot those details.
Thanx for setting me straight.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

– No, but may I pick your nose?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

Beware of Zombie Dogs!

Lora
Lora
2 years ago

You can pick your dog, and you can pick your nose, but you should never pick your dog’s nose.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

OK then. You’re a dog, You can’t help being a bonehead.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

He’s not A2, he’s K9.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
2 years ago

Oh, my doG !

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