Man’s best friend just got friendlier.

Man’s best friend just got friendlier.

posted on 30 May 2018 in Video Engrish

pickyourbrains

Usually they just want to shake hands…

Photo courtesy of Andrew Corica.
English lesson on Japanese TV.

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DrLex
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DrLex

Obviously this is one of the very first sentences every English-speaking child learns.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I’m not sure they’re ripe yet.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

He’s a lab technician.

Algernon
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Algernon

As long as he doesn’t cock his leg

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

He likes to pick and chews.

Algernon
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Algernon

Its barking mad

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

“It will never get well if you pick it”.
– Noel Coward.

Marum
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Marum

It’s an ad for A2 milk.

Marum
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Marum

A2

Marum
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Marum

“Do you know you have a Zombie Brain Sucker attached to your head?”

‘GOD!! What’s it doing there?’

“I believe it’s starving to death.”

Pete
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Pete

Answer:

No, you may not.
And if you ask me again, it’s off to the Korean Dog Meat farm with you.
Now SIT, Ubu, SIT!

Marum
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Marum

There once was a man from Korea,
Who relished dog-meat with beer,
For it is true that dog,
With a large mug of grog,
Will grow hair on your chest for a year.

Marum
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Marum

@Pete 0633. I observe it is a Japanese Dog.

It does not have the round-eye skin fold, on its eyelids

Marum
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Marum

There was this Spanish dog, that saw two rows of seats.

One row was labelled El caballeros.

The other was labelled peons.

Marum
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Marum

So he did.

Marum
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Marum

Domo arrigato Snoopy sama. (bow wowing)

Marum
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Marum

@Dr Lex 0402. Only if their first language is Nihongo.

coffeebot
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Oh, I thought you said lick my brains.

Marum
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Marum

@Coffeebot

Oh damn! I thought the “P” was an “F”

Pete
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Pete

@Marum 6:50,

That ain’t no native Japanese breed, I tell you true.

Pete
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Pete

Looks like Snoopy’s sleepy country bumpkin cousin.
(without the goofy hat)

Lora
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Lora

@Pete you mean Snoopy’s brother Spike, right? He’s more of a desert rat than a country bumpkin. He lives in the middle of desert all alone, where he talks to the cacti, and they seem to understand him. 🙂

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Well, you cannot have the dog say, “May I lick your genitals?” on a children’s educational program.

Pete
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Pete

@Lora 11:53,

Yup. I stand corrected.
I was indeed referring to Spike.

It has been so long since I’ve read Peanuts, that I forgot those details.
Thanx for setting me straight.

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

– No, but may I pick your nose?

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Beware of Zombie Dogs!

Lora
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Lora

You can pick your dog, and you can pick your nose, but you should never pick your dog’s nose.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

OK then. You’re a dog, You can’t help being a bonehead.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

He’s not A2, he’s K9.

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Oh, my doG !

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