Much faster than nail files.

For boxes

For abrasives

Damn, I shipped a nail.

You don’t want to see the nose hair trimmer.

These ought to remove the horny!

A manicure generally removes the cuticles. This is the industrial grade set for removing the uglycles.

So what’s in the shaving kit; a machete and a blowtorch??

At the bottom of the card is a selection of exclamations you may need while using this set.

The labelling just doesn’t cut it.

Nail clipper is this one –>

– Have you seen my screwdriver, honey? I need to shave.

– But just the nails, Mommy!

Pedicure set: a hacksaw and a wood file.

Designed just for Edward Scissorhands.

Husband:
Want to get dinner at that restaurant you’ve been asking about, sweetie?

Wife:
Sure, honey. But give me a while, OK?
I’m about to start amputating my nails first.

Hey, guys; I wonder what label is on the pipe cutter? 😈

Q: What did the ancient Romans use to cut hair?
A: A pair of Caesars.

Is this Engrish or just a bad idea?

Putting the ‘man’ in “manicure”.

Jason’s favourite!

You thought you were tough as nails, but the nails turned out to be a lot tougher. Especially when applied to your body with a hammer.

Manicure set for the color-coordinated Chuck Norris in your life.

Cutting edge technology.

Ideal for opening manicure sets.

I know they are called “nails”. But they are not made of ironn. Really!

1 Rupiyah = 0.000094 Australian Dollar.

Hmmm. I guess you gets, what you pays for.

The Japaneese way of removing horniness is better.

Two nips, and it is gone.

Yang yang = that which is – no clue as to the rest.

Mum, where are my hands?