Much faster than nail files.

Much faster than nail files.

posted on 18 May 2018 in Chinglish, Engrish from Other Countries

manicure-set

Don’t like your nails? Saw them off.

Photo courtesy of Tobin Schroeder.
Found in Indonesia. 

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Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

For boxes

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

For abrasives

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

Damn, I shipped a nail.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

You don’t want to see the nose hair trimmer.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

These ought to remove the horny!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

A manicure generally removes the cuticles. This is the industrial grade set for removing the uglycles.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

So what’s in the shaving kit; a machete and a blowtorch??

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

At the bottom of the card is a selection of exclamations you may need while using this set.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

The labelling just doesn’t cut it.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

Nail clipper is this one –>

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

– Have you seen my screwdriver, honey? I need to shave.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

– But just the nails, Mommy!

DrLex
DrLex
2 years ago

Pedicure set: a hacksaw and a wood file.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Designed just for Edward Scissorhands.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Husband:
Want to get dinner at that restaurant you’ve been asking about, sweetie?

Wife:
Sure, honey. But give me a while, OK?
I’m about to start amputating my nails first.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Hey, guys; I wonder what label is on the pipe cutter? 😈

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Q: What did the ancient Romans use to cut hair?
A: A pair of Caesars.

Classic Steve
2 years ago

Is this Engrish or just a bad idea?

UCity
UCity
2 years ago

Putting the ‘man’ in “manicure”.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
2 years ago

Jason’s favourite!

Lora
Lora
2 years ago

You thought you were tough as nails, but the nails turned out to be a lot tougher. Especially when applied to your body with a hammer.

Eggrish
Eggrish
2 years ago

Manicure set for the color-coordinated Chuck Norris in your life.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Cutting edge technology.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

Ideal for opening manicure sets.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

I know they are called “nails”. But they are not made of ironn. Really!

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

1 Rupiyah = 0.000094 Australian Dollar.

Hmmm. I guess you gets, what you pays for.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

The Japaneese way of removing horniness is better.

Two nips, and it is gone.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Yang yang = that which is – no clue as to the rest.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
2 years ago

Mum, where are my hands?

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