Running the country on trains

Running the country on trains

posted on 4 May 2018 in Signs

shinkansen

Photo courtesy of Quentin Aljets.
Spotted in Japan.

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algernon
algernon
4 years ago

There with a bullet

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

What were the politicians doing

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

AI?

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

I will not buy this record – it is scratched.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

This train’s AI is smart enough to run the whole country, the government is obsolete.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Don’t you wish the whole country could be walk?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

That “especially” snow is much tougher than ordinary snow.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

If it’s built as well as ANY of the Chinese made appliances I’ve had, there is NO WAY I would get on that train.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

A domestic who can run that fast could have the whole country cleaned in no time!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

If you’re going to run the country, taking a train would be cheating.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Strong against especially snow; what about very snow?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Yu No Hoo 4:22: Strong against especially snow and cold? It should come to the very snowy and cold Canada!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Run, run, as fast as you can. You can’t catch me, I’m the Shinkansen train!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

The JoeTsu is weak against the JaneTsue!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Most trains aren’t fast enough to catch cold.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

The best way to run a country is for the people to get to choo-choose.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

@ Big Fat Cat 4:45 am

Canadian trains run slow because of all the maple syrup on the tracks.

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

Man, how much track did they have to lay to fit the whole country on it??

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

My hovertrain is full of wheels.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

“Can you lun?”

“No!”

“OK. Then let’s see you twat.”

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

At 319 Kph in a small country like Japan, you’d think it would run off the end before it stopped.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

The train is strong against cold, because at Mach II it generates sufficient heat to heat itself up.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Also cold is slower than hot. Because anyone can catch cold.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

BTW. Do you know that Sat 05.05.18. Is World Naked Gardening Day.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Pete. Are commas very expensive in Japan?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DNT 0634.
That’s strange Mine is full of Neodymium Magnets.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Q. Do you know how you get magnetic repulsion?

A. You use very ugly magnets.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Germany has the ugliest magnets, because German Mag-lev Trains work on Magnetic Repulsion.

Chinese magnets are much prettier, because their Mag-lev Trains work on Magnetic Attraction.

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

I just love how people from the States and elsewhere think Canada is the only country with cold and snowy weather. They’d be shocked if they came to where I live live now. :”Hey, why is all this snow green”? “That’s not snow, it’s grass.” Sigh…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Nobody? OK. “May the 4th be with you.”

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

I know that Korea and parts of China are often very cold, but not necessarily snowy.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

BTW In the USA, Cinco de Mayo is considered a Mexican national holiday when it actually isn’t. (It’s a holiday in a small part of Mexico.) Surprisingly real Mexican national holidays get ignored.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

@ Marum 6:48 am

I hear the most popular thing to plant is two lips.

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

I’m from Canada. When we think of a really cold country, we think of Russia.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@EffEff above. ‘Al ask er.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Yu Noo Hoo. 1754.

Especially when I’m naked. Woo Hoo!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
3 years ago

That is still leaps and bounds better than any country run by dictators.

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