Spit-takes will not be tolerated.

Spit-takes will not be tolerated.

posted on 29 May 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

no-conversation-no-saliva

I can’t help it!

Photo courtesy of Ya Yin Ko.
Found in China.

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Marum
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Marum

What we want is; wry twit dry wit.

Algernon
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Algernon

Oh spit

Algernon
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Algernon

Silent dribbling

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

I’m spitless.

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

Of course: No conversation, no saliva!

Marum
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Marum

Saliva has its uses. Imagine what would happen if your lady had oral sex with you without it.😜 🔥

Marum
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Marum

This sign, is the spitting image of one I’ve seen elsewhere.

Marum
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Marum

ssǝlʇᴉds pǝᴉɹɹoʍ ɯ,I

DrLex
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DrLex

Is this a dentist’s conference or something?

Marum
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Marum

Tis Aussie bloke goes to a Zoo.

He sees a sign which says: BEWARE THE LLAMA SPITS

And he was.

Marum
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Marum

It,s finger lickin good. It’s lingham fricken good.

Marum
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Marum

I’ve reflected upon this sign, to no sensible conclusion.
I,ʌǝ ɹǝɟlǝɔʇǝp ndou ʇɥᴉs sᴉƃu’ ʇo uo sǝusᴉqlǝ ɔouɔlnsᴉou˙

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

They aren’t talking. They had a spat.

coffeebot
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Drools are drools…

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Don’t tell secretions!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

People around there speak fluid English.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

How do you know I was talking? Do you have a wetness?

Lora
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Lora

Don’t say it, don’t spray it!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

How about conservation of salvia?

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Ok, what about conservation of saliva?

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