Wood you buy a car from him?

Wood you buy a car from him?

posted on 9 May 2018 in Signs

nice-beaver

Got a car from a bad beaver once…

Photo courtesy of Shane Krumeich.
Found in Japan. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Must be selling Volvos.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

The dam thing won’t start.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

They’ve got all the poplar models.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

I’d like to dicker over the price.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

Check for a hole in the muff-ler.

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

Has a pussy under the hood

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

Would you buy a used car from a beaver

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Likes to be upfront about a sale.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Auto or stick?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Branches everywhere!

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a Beaver,
Everyone played with Mary’s lamb,
But only one man played with her Beaver.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

His name is Arthur O’Dent

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Open to the general pubic.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

BTW. All Beavers are nice.

But some, are even nicer.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Would you buy a car from a Beaver.

I think I would do almost anything, for a really nice Beaver.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

I had a close shave in one of these.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

I want one with a big back seat.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
2 years ago

Beware of used beaver salesman!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

Wood you buy a used car here?
I’ve got a bad feeling gnawing at me…..

Christian
Christian
2 years ago

This beaver looks nothing like Priscilla Presley.

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

Mike Literous says so

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

A Beaver’s favourite song.

♫All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth♪

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@FB 0459.

More pertinent. Would you buy a used Beaver here?

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Christian 0533.

But its arse looks a lot like Kim Kardashian’s.

UCity
UCity
2 years ago

Anything with wood trim?

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

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Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Sales guy: What color would you like to buy?

Customer: We-elll….what colors are available?

Sales guy: Typically, black, brown, red and yellow. But those last two come at a premium. There are a lot fewer of them.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

@Christian 5:33 am,

You forgot the apostrophe S.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
2 years ago

I stuffed it myself.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Yu No Hoo 0404.

Mighta’ been a Chevy Nova.

no va (Esp) = it does not go. eg. Mi coche no va. (My car doesn’t go)

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Pete 0613. The four horsemen of the apostrophe?

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

@Marum 6:46,

I’ll let Priscilla be the judge of that.

Chris
Chris
2 years ago

Would I!

Lora
Lora
2 years ago

I always preferred Beaver over Butt-Head.

Classic Steve
2 years ago

“Thanks. I just had it stuffed.”

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

I do believe he’s an eager Beaver.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

“Sean! Sean! LOOK! It’s the FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOSTROPHE!”

“Relax Patrick relax. It’s not the end of the sentence.”

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Writing limericks is easy peasy,
But the humour is mostly cheesy,
There is a set rhyme,
Which to break is a crime,
But trying to fit a many letters into the last line as you possibly can isn’t always easy.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

@Marum 4:33,

There once was a beaver named Jane,
Whom everyone thought was quite plain.
She bought some enhancements,
Now has many romancements,
And now SHE chooses who rides her love train!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Yu No Hoo | 4:08 am: Wouldn’t want a badly worn bush in the front end, either!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Lora | 11:11 am: Can’t say I ever tried that position. Sounds uncomfortable!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Marum | 4:33 pm:

There once was a beaver called Sam
Who always had money in hand.
When I asked “How the ferk?”
He said “I sell my work;
For, you see, I just don’t give a dam!”

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

Japanese beavers are known for taking a bough.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

I think it helps that I do lots of crosswords.

There once was a randy old Beaver,
Who told a young lass he would never leave ‘er,
But after a day or so,
She caught him In flagrante delicto,
For the rodent was a dirty rotten deceiver.

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago
Pete
Pete
2 years ago

@DnT 12:20,

Sounds more like yoga to me!

EffEff
EffEff
2 years ago

Does it come with a beaver magnet?

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