Wood you buy a car from him?

Wood you buy a car from him?

posted on 9 May 2018 in Signs

nice-beaver

Got a car from a bad beaver once…

Photo courtesy of Shane Krumeich.
Found in Japan. 

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Must be selling Volvos.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

The dam thing won’t start.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

They’ve got all the poplar models.

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Droll not Troll

I’d like to dicker over the price.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Check for a hole in the muff-ler.

algernon
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algernon

Has a pussy under the hood

algernon
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algernon

Would you buy a used car from a beaver

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Likes to be upfront about a sale.

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Droll not Troll

Auto or stick?

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Droll not Troll

Branches everywhere!

Marum
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Marum

Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a Beaver,
Everyone played with Mary’s lamb,
But only one man played with her Beaver.

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

His name is Arthur O’Dent

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Open to the general pubic.

Marum
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Marum

BTW. All Beavers are nice.

But some, are even nicer.

Marum
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Marum

Would you buy a car from a Beaver.

I think I would do almost anything, for a really nice Beaver.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

I had a close shave in one of these.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

I want one with a big back seat.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Beware of used beaver salesman!

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Wood you buy a used car here?
I’ve got a bad feeling gnawing at me…..

Christian
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Christian

This beaver looks nothing like Priscilla Presley.

algernon
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algernon

Mike Literous says so

Marum
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Marum

A Beaver’s favourite song.

♫All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth♪

Marum
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Marum

@FB 0459.

More pertinent. Would you buy a used Beaver here?

Marum
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Marum

@Christian 0533.

But its arse looks a lot like Kim Kardashian’s.

UCity
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UCity

Anything with wood trim?

Marum
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Marum

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Pete
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Pete

Sales guy: What color would you like to buy?

Customer: We-elll….what colors are available?

Sales guy: Typically, black, brown, red and yellow. But those last two come at a premium. There are a lot fewer of them.

Pete
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Pete

@Christian 5:33 am,

You forgot the apostrophe S.

Nonsuch Ned
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Nonsuch Ned

I stuffed it myself.

Marum
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Marum

@Yu No Hoo 0404.

Mighta’ been a Chevy Nova.

no va (Esp) = it does not go. eg. Mi coche no va. (My car doesn’t go)

Marum
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Marum

@Pete 0613. The four horsemen of the apostrophe?

Pete
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Pete

@Marum 6:46,

I’ll let Priscilla be the judge of that.

Chris
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Chris

Would I!

Lora
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Lora

I always preferred Beaver over Butt-Head.

Classic Steve
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“Thanks. I just had it stuffed.”

Marum
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Marum

I do believe he’s an eager Beaver.

Marum
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Marum

“Sean! Sean! LOOK! It’s the FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOSTROPHE!”

“Relax Patrick relax. It’s not the end of the sentence.”

Marum
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Marum

Writing limericks is easy peasy,
But the humour is mostly cheesy,
There is a set rhyme,
Which to break is a crime,
But trying to fit a many letters into the last line as you possibly can isn’t always easy.

Pete
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Pete

@Marum 4:33,

There once was a beaver named Jane,
Whom everyone thought was quite plain.
She bought some enhancements,
Now has many romancements,
And now SHE chooses who rides her love train!

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Droll not Troll

@Yu No Hoo | 4:08 am: Wouldn’t want a badly worn bush in the front end, either!

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Droll not Troll

@Lora | 11:11 am: Can’t say I ever tried that position. Sounds uncomfortable!

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Droll not Troll

@Marum | 4:33 pm:

There once was a beaver called Sam
Who always had money in hand.
When I asked “How the ferk?”
He said “I sell my work;
For, you see, I just don’t give a dam!”

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Japanese beavers are known for taking a bough.

Marum
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Marum

I think it helps that I do lots of crosswords.

There once was a randy old Beaver,
Who told a young lass he would never leave ‘er,
But after a day or so,
She caught him In flagrante delicto,
For the rodent was a dirty rotten deceiver.

Long Tom
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Long Tom
Pete
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Pete

@DnT 12:20,

Sounds more like yoga to me!

EffEff
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EffEff

Does it come with a beaver magnet?

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