Area known for falling safes…

Area known for falling safes…

posted on 11 Jun 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

safe-needing-attention

Photo courtesy of Anita Bernsteiner.
Found in China. 

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seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

ATTENTION: Safe needed

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Water and fools are a bad combination.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Found at the river bank.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I see your problem. A safe needs the kind of lock that doesn’t have water..

Algernon
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Algernon

Let’s flood

Algernon
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Algernon

Falling down gently not recommended

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

In the water? It’s a Chubb, dummy, not a chub!

Running Comment
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Running Comment

I am so weary of needy safes

Marum
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Marum

It may be safe to you.
But I wouldn’t swim in a cesspool.

Marum
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Marum

This is the effluent of the affluent.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

… through no vault of its own.

Running Comment
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Running Comment

Is your safe seeking attention ? Have you been neglecting it, or is it just a wee bit narcissisistic ?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I tried to be a safe driver, but safes have terrible fuel economy and they handle like crap!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Funny, I’ve never seen a safe standing at ease.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

OK, I’ll cheque on it.

Eggrish
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Eggrish

Drown carefully while attending safe.

Marum
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Marum

It’s sinking into the uuuuuuuuuuus.

Marum
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Marum

With nothing to cheque it, the safe vaulted over the fence, to see if it could retain its liquidity, and float a loan.

coffeebot
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coffeebot

Caution: Safety Zone

Marum
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Marum

Is it steel in the water/

Long Tom
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Long Tom

There might be a flattened coyote underneath it.

Pete
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Pete

@Long Tom 7:35 am,

Especially if the safe was made by Acme!

Pete
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Pete

♪Zhou, Zhou, Zhou of the River,
Watch out for that….SAFE! ♪

(sung to the tune of George of the Jungle)

Pete
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Pete

@Running Comment:

I found AERU for you.
Take a look back on the beer post comments.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum | 7:20 am: Yes, ironically…

Christian
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Christian

Safe should get professional help.

iLock
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iLock

Danger needs space.

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

ATTENTION:
Safe in danger, somebody please help!

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