Prue turth…

Prue turth…

posted on 13 Jun 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

Ture_Love

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Found in China. 

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Marum
Marum
2 years ago

If you had asked me, it would have been at the other end.

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Ture her door. Precious

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Turely you’re joking.

I am not turely, and I’m Dudley Sirius.

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Comes the man comes the woman Ture

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

Someone’s either getting married or having surgery.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Amature!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Marum | 4:02 am: Well, they both involve pumping…

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

It’s ture love. You can flee it.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

“It is better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.”

I notice having loved and succeeded doesn’t get a mention.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

SHE: “Do you really love me?”

HE; “Well I did it five times. Do you want a signed affidavit?”

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

I keep it in a jar in the refrigerator.

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

My preciousssssss….!

– Gollum

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

‘Ture’ is a proper name in Scandinavian countries (Ture Nerman, Ture Rangstrom etc). I had an uncle called Ture…he died from heart failure.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

An example of Australian women. I had been in PNG for two weeks working. When I got home, that night my wife asked me. “Hey, you don’t play uo while you are in PNG do yo? What a dumb w question for a woman over 40 to ask. (Actually except for the grog I drank – NO! It is actually the unanswerable question . If you say “NO” you;re a liar. If you answer “YES” you’re a bastard. So having a good imagination, and a good grasp of my native language. I replied: “You must think I’m mad!” – quizzical… Read more »

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Runnin Comment 0450.
Heart failture?

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Maybe it’s Turandot. Pavarotti bursts in singing Nessun Dorma at 140 decibels.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Which would you prefer: ture love or tube love? 😈

DrLex
DrLex
2 years ago

The sign maker has failed the Turing test.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Running Comment | 4:46 am: They’re talking about a woman’s heart, not her ring! 😛

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

You may know how to find a woman’s heart, but do you know how to find a woman’s “yet”?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RysLPnojaHc

One of my all-time favourite comic stories from the late Justin Wilson.
Don’t worry, it is SFW.- unless somebody misunderstands that cajun accent!

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@DNT 0543. Well. Playing that side unexpectedly, should get you an A above High C

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

“Some love is fire, some love is rust. But the finest, cleanest love is lust.”

(007 in Goldfinger)

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

A foot fetishist wants her sole.

Classic Steve
2 years ago

You forgot the “tor.”

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

NOTE: In case of a heart attack, use a peacemaker.

Lora
Lora
2 years ago

I think the woman might want her heart back since she needs it to, like, live and stuff.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Interesting colour choice. The last 2 words could have been written with TURD.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@seventy2rd o clock | 7:41 am: Colt .45??

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Classic Steve | 7:17 am: Maybe a tad tooo subtle. 😉

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Yu No Hoo | 6:27 am: Marum is a cat lover. We know which part of the woman he wants!

McBee
McBee
2 years ago

Roses are red,
Violets are buel,
Spelling is hard,
I’m going to hell.

Eggrish
Eggrish
2 years ago

Because TortURE Love wouldn’t fit.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Ture love?
Now in the Philippines that’s fair dinkum!

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Turo (Tag) = lore; doctrine.

Mahal kita (Tag) = I love you. (romantic)

Ya sa lahat (Tag) = love ya all.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Perhaps:

Love all = mahal ng lahat na (Tag)

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
2 years ago

Timely Freudian slip.

olog-hai
olog-hai
1 year ago

Don’t ask Miracle Max. Even though he’ll admit that ture love is the noblest cause of all, he’ll claim that the almost-dead victim said “to blave”, which as everyone knows means “to bluff”. So he probably owes you money.

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