Sorry, didn’t know he was your kid…

Sorry, didn’t know he was your kid…

posted on 6 Jun 2018 in Clothing

one-more-hart

Photo courtesy of Allison.
T-shirt found in Japan. 

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Algernon
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Algernon

Well keep away from oily food

Algernon
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Algernon

I’m lost

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Who harted?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Get away from the kids and nobody gets hart!

DrLex
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DrLex

This shirt is pure hartcore

DrLex
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DrLex

Add an ‘S’ before ‘HART’ and you have a good reason to get away.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

You don’t need a hart for kids, you need a billygoat!
Or are they making kiddie fawn?

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

It’s hart to understand this.

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

Go away, Shirt.

Marum
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Marum

It’s quite Stag erring.

Marum
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Marum

As the little deer said as she staggered out of the forest.

“Wooee! That’s the last time I’ll do that for fifty bucks.”

Pete
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Pete

♪ I’m, too harty for my shirt, too harty for my shirt…♪

Pete
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Pete

OK, who dared to prodere this garment?

Pete
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Pete

That Engrish is so blindingly clear, I’m literally seeing stars everywhere when I look at it.

UCity
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UCity

It would be impressive for a kid to win the Hart trophy.

Marum
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Marum

It’ in caps, because it mainly wrotten by an old yeller.

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Droll not Troll

@Marum | 4:52 am: These days, she only does it for the doe.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Prodere? Looks like a prodder to me!

Pete
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Pete

Definition:

Prodere (v), from the Latin:
To publicly dare a Professional Athlete to do something silly, embarrassing, or extremely risky.

Marum
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Marum

Hart = (Animals) any ruminant artiodactyl mammal of the family Cervidae, including reindeer, elk, muntjacs, and roe deer, typically having antlers in the male. 2. ( Animals) (in N Canada) another name for caribou.

Marum
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Marum

The ancient maxim of the common law, nemo tenetur se ipsum prodere, is imbedded in the provision in the twelfth section of the Bill of Rights of U.S. Constitution, that no person shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself.

The twelfth amendment I think – but I stand to be corrected on this. My knowledge of US law is sketchy, and incomplete, to say the least.

Marum
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Marum

Edit.: The fifth amendment.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Pete | 5:44 am: That’s a better translation than the one I got from Google Translate.
Another possibility occurs to me: Maybe they’re pro (in favor of) deer.

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Droll not Troll

@Marum | 5:52 am: I’ve been following the Trump fiasco, and I’m pretty sure you mean the Fifth Amendment.
People buggering around with the 12th amendment is how D2S got to be president at all.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

@DnT: I’d say it was far more of a matter of who the other candidate was.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

If the shirt said “Harris” instead of “Hart”, you definitely want to get your kids away!

Ask Marum for clarification.

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Droll not Troll

@Long Tom | 3:57 pm: I’m not saying Hillary would have made a great president, but given the choice at the time, it’s better the devil you know than the devil who will let loose a horde of demons to devour the Earth!
Voters everywhere need to do their homework!

Marum
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Marum

@Long Tom 1559. Are you referring to Admiral Harry Harris, US ambassador to Australia?

Long Tom
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Long Tom

@Dnt: Well, the voters did. If Hillary had become President, we would have been at war with Abu Dhabi by now.

And maybe the American people want jobs, prosperity, and winning erh war against terrorism. Which we didn’t get under Obama.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

@Marum: I thought you’d know I was referring to Rolf Harris.

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