Terminal should try vaping…

Terminal should try vaping…

posted on 12 Jun 2018 in Signs

giving-up-smoking

That’s nothing: the tower is still hooked on meth.

Photo courtesy of Brad Ryall.
Found in Japan. 

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Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Let’s not smoke

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

Get your butt outside.

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Air is for smoking

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

Too late – the outside is terminally ill.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Less chance of getting a terminal illness.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

Never give up, terminal!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

I gave up smoking to train.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

It won’t go ashtray with that decision.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

But we all know that Electronics is only smoke. When you see all the smoke leak out of a component, it no longer works.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

When I was a young bloke, they used to call cigarettes “coffin nails”.

I don’t think I’ve heard that term in 40 – 50 years.

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

Technically speaking, the fag is ON TOP of the X…so perhaps it is the other way around ?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Running Comment | 4:33 am: Either way, the terminal is an X-smoker.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

They’ve supplied the solution. Inhale a few lines.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

That explains the patches on the walls.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

It was tired of cigarettes in plane packaging.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Yu No Hoo | 4:07 am: Switched to choo-chooing tobacco?

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

I see a fire extinguisher in the background….an effective albeit somewhat messy way to give up smoking.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

@ Droll 4:57 am

Naw, I’m going coal turkey.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@DNT 0457. Jeez! It sure would be inadvisable to light it before chewing it.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Do you smoke after intercourse?

“No! But I raise a fair sweat in the summer months.”

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

“So, Walt. What did you bring back from the New World?”

‘Well, I err brought back this weed.’

“OH yeah Walt. Whadda’ you do with it? WHAT!! You put it in your mouth? What then do you set fire to it? WHAAATT? You do? Geez Walt, you’re on a winner there.”

Bob Newhart: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XDxAzVEbN4

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Yu No Hoo | 5:27 am: Honest engine? You’ll earn my es-steam if you do!

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

X-smokes for the X-Men.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

I thought clean air wasn’t supposed to be terminal!

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

@Marum 5:59 am,

The version I heard in my youth was:

Woman: “Do you smoke after sex?”

Man: “Well, gee, I dunno. I never looked! (Lifts the covers to take a peek…)

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

@ Droll 6:59 am

I decided to give my lungs some tender loving care.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

As seen in ‘Terminal X’.

Eggrish
Eggrish
2 years ago

Guess we’ll have to wait to get on the plane to get high.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Really? I thought I just heard the P A system go “Bong”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Pete | 7:41 am: I live in Southern Oz, and your version is the one I remember.
The banana bender* version is a good one, though.

*Queenslander

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
2 years ago

Knowing that it was on the verge of terminal cancer.

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