That’s what she said.

That’s what she said.

posted on 1 Jun 2018 in Signs

cockroad

If you’ve got the balls…

Photo courtesy of Alanna Krause.
Found in Japan. 

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DrLex
DrLex
2 years ago

It’s the most direct road to the Suck Ho Bldg.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

With my luck, it will be blocked.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

It’s a hard road.

DrLex
DrLex
2 years ago

Fasten black leather seatbelts before riding this.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

First time I went I thumbed it.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

Be careful, you might stumble upon sex traffic jam.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Keep going until you reach the flyover.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

It leads directly to Cockroach Motel.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

All that bouncing up and down, somethings bound to come off.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

It’s auto erotic.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

You’re sure to see men along there.

DrLex
DrLex
2 years ago

@DnT 4:14: especially seamen.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

CAUTION: Don’t Drive Dry

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

– Have you been drinking, Sir?
– N … No, Officer, I just …
– Is that a bottle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

You can be a twat

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Where everyone’s a Dick

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Take your car for a road teste.

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

Remarkably, there is actually a place called ‘Cockroad’…near Beaminster in Dorset, UK. Go figure.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

Not much of a view; junk everywhere.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Good grief.
It actually does say “Kokku Rohdo” in Japanese.

The only pertinent thing i can add to shed light is that the katakana word “Kokku” usually means “Cook” or “cooking” or “a cook”.

No idea if they originally got this word from the Dutch or from us English speakers.

Given the confusion Japanese have with English “R” vs. “L” (and they DO have it…some literally can’t hear a difference) the funny thing I can add to today’s banter is:

It could say “Cock Road” or it could say “Cock Load”.
I’ll let you be the judge!
🙂

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Watch out for the speed humps.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Don’t pull out if someone is coming.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

Don’t be chicken……

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Why one would say hello to a cockroach has me stuffed. They are not sparkling conversationalists.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

The only thing I can say about a cockroadis. BALLS!

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

If you are on a cockroad, always indicate if you are about to pull out.

Other than that, it’s full speed ahead. Oh also. Don’t turn south at the fork.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

My theory: It must get harder the more you drive on it.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

The entrance to that road gives me the willies!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

There is a bush at the far end. Don’t go past it; that area has a tainted reputation.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Running Comment | 4:50 am: A possible explanation is that a cock was what the English called a neat pile of hay in the old days. I suspect there were lots of those in Dorset.

Eggrish
Eggrish
2 years ago

Why did the Hen cross the road?
To get to the Cockroad.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

I’ve usually heard it referred to as: The Tunnel of Love.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

The establishment is called the Cockroad, because everyone has been up the ladies whom are employed there.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

All the boys are late for school.
Their excuse? I’ve been up Cherry Lane.

After lunch a new girl arrives at the school.
When the teacher asks her name she discloses that she is “Cherry Lane”.

AHA! The gaining of wisdom.

UCity
UCity
2 years ago

It’s a straight shot all the way to the next town.

Classic Steve
2 years ago

La cucarada, la cucarada

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

We need a new Engrish post ASAP. The site is going all to cock.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Classic Steve 1907.

El camino de la polla.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Mi polla no va. Hehe. road or no road.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

@ Droll not Troll | 1:39 am: They ran out of it…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Cockroad is the way to the ballpark.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Due to Chinese hegemony in the China sea, there will be no more Engrish.

In future we will have Gerbil. This is German as spoke by billions of Asians.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

There is also “Taglish”. Which is a mixture of Tagalog and English.

ie. “Ang cute-cute naman ng
bag mo, color pink.” = Your pink bag is so cute.

mag-drive = to drive. (as a car)

Because of so many English words, this is how the Filipinos speak most of the time.

If you have Spanish and English, Tagalog is fairly easy.

Querido (Esp) = kerido (Tag) (sweetheart)

empanada (Tag) = meat pie

I guess some 300+ years of Spanish occupation, had some effect. It certainly bred some beautiful women. My kerido was 50/50 – Tagalog and Spanish.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Edit: Filipino/a and Spanish.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
2 years ago

It’s a cockroach hotel trap.

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