So good you’ll go blind!

posted on 31 Jul 2018 in Bags/Packaging

chao

Oh, but my trip can hear…

Photo courtesy of Mish Haddad.
Found at a convenience store in Fukui, Japan. 

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Grow hands in designated areas only.

posted on 30 Jul 2018 in Signs

grow-hand-in-a-fence

Grow your hands to yourself.

Photo courtesy of Michael Morefield.
Found at an aquarium in Japan. 

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Do they have toast of the French?

posted on 29 Jul 2018 in Signs

gastropub

Doesn’t taste happy enough.

Photo courtesy of Michael Lilley.
Found in Tokyo, Japan.

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I’m the hustess, here’s your surver…

posted on 28 Jul 2018 in Engrish from Other Countries, Stationery

without-distinction-gay

Photo courtesy of Maxwell Benedetti.
Found in a notebook from Korea.

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Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

posted on 27 Jul 2018 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

dangerous-not-to-swim

Is there a third alternative?

Photo courtesy of Melanie Molloy.
Taken at Agua Azul, Mexico.

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Proprietors: Dick and Harry

posted on 26 Jul 2018 in Signs

wood-and-pecker

Photo courtesy of Mark Woeppel.
Found in Yokohama, Japan. 

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Who posted this?

posted on 25 Jul 2018 in Chinglish

What-Restraunt

After the bill, you’ll know why.

Photo courtesy of M. Waltner.
Found in China.

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You will obey the rules of gravity.

posted on 24 Jul 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

Rules-of-Up-and-Down

China sucked all the joy out of hopping…

Photo courtesy of M. Waltner.
Found in China. 

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Put boo in your poo

posted on 23 Jul 2018 in Signs

always-thank-spirit-of-toilets

Photo courtesy of Michael Degelbeck.
Found in Tokyo. 

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Wait, I think I left the ions on…

posted on 22 Jul 2018 in Instructions

Dear-Guest

I told you never use electric kiln near the baby!

Photo courtesy of Lianne Cheng.
Found in Vietnam.

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