You will obey the rules of gravity.

You will obey the rules of gravity.

posted on 24 Jul 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

Rules-of-Up-and-Down

China sucked all the joy out of hopping…

Photo courtesy of M. Waltner.
Found in China. 

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Pete
Pete
2 years ago

(Whew…) As long as they leave the rules of In and Out alone, I’m good.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Obvy, “What goes up must come down”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Gives a whole new meaning to “vertically challenged”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Let’s all do the Bouncy!

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

Would that be one step at a time.

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

The round and round could prove problematic

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Anyone ignoring this rule will be considered a flight risk.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

Also known as the “Pogo Stick rule”.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

What comes up, must go down.

sam
sam
2 years ago

The wheels on the bus go up and down, up and down, up and down. The wheels on the bus go up and down, call the mechanic!

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

A priapic young lad named Dower,
Kept it up, hour after hour,
But after four,
His lady was too sore,
So he continued a little bit lower.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
2 years ago

Yup, they have no choice but go up and down. Typical of a totalitarian state.

Classic Steve
2 years ago

I may have to leave; I’m not so good with yo-yos.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@sam | 6:34 am The bus has a suspension of disbelief.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

… I don’t even…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Drat! Wrong post!

Aram
Aram
1 year ago

That’s what she said.

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