No girls, wait. Let me see your nails.

No girls, wait. Let me see your nails.

posted on 17 Aug 2018 in Chinglish

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Photo courtesy of Zoltan Csik.
Found in Beijing, China. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

I didn’t know nails needed recreation. Screws, on the other hand…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Whose brothers, and is Beautiful OK with this?

Algernon
Algernon
3 years ago

For the non sporty types

Algernon
Algernon
3 years ago

For the Chinese ladyboys

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

??

The Chinese characters n the sign have zero mention of brothers.
Or even any mention of gender at all!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Beautful is in the i of the beholder.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Pete | 4:22 am: The first rule of Nail Recreation Club is – don’t talk about the brothers.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Sisters’ maybe.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DNT 0404.
It’s what your lady does with her nails, during the screws.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

Brothers feeling beautiful nails, Home Depot offers more indepth experience with their nail guns.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

That’s silly; why would you need a club for nails? I always use a hammer.

Running Comment
Running Comment
3 years ago

– O Brother, Where Art Thou ?
– At the Clubhouse, you idiot !

Running Comment
Running Comment
3 years ago

@ Yu No Hoo | 4.46: Mindful, vengeful, careful, wasteful, resourceful….beautful ! None of them have any ‘i’s in them.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

A HERVEY Bay man is lucky to be alive after accidentally shooting two 30-millimetre nails into his head with a nail gun.

Hervey Bay abt 300K north of Brissie.

He missed his brian because the target was too small….He did not have a Microscopic Sight.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Roman soldier: “Would you mind putting one leg on top of the other, sir? This is my last nail.”

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Running Comment 0611.

The Potato Seller from Seville – I Only Have Eyes for You.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Pete 0422.

They use the ladies of the Ouled Nail, as – umm – Recreation Officers.

DrLex
DrLex
3 years ago

@Pete 4:22: well, I guess hands and feet are brothers in some way…

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
3 years ago

Brothers feeling “beautiful” . . . perhaps they are transisters?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

Yo’ man! I get you the mad hook up on them pedicures.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Nail Inch Nines’ unfinished song?

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

I wonder if Chinese monasteries have their residents call each other “brother”, or what the term of address is.

Sparky
Sparky
3 years ago

Too bad the spelling wasn’t nailed.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Peter Chan | 12:47 pm: With silicon implants?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Marum | 6:16 am: His “brian” was too small? Oh, is that what they’re calling it these days? 😛

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

.@DNT 0437.
It is to do with an “Engrish” of a while back, where they used Brian instead of Brain. I haven’t been able to help myself since then.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

@Marum 4:47

I am watching “Life of Brain” atm.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Big Fat Cat | 7:52 am: More people need to watch that movie, especially any moron who thinks it’s a parody of the life of Christ.
/my 2¢

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@BFC 0752
Blessed are the Cheesemakers.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DNT 2251. I liked Dudley Moore in Wholly Moses.

Especially at the start, when he is trying to put out the burning bush with his coat.

Tong Lin
Tong Lin
3 years ago

Bromeo, Bromeo, come to the clubhouse, I will scratch your back and you can scratch mine.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DNT 2241. Ah yes. But what was the life of Christ? Certainly not what the Church would have us believe. Maybe the Jewish scriptures are more correct? What I can;t understand, is why there is no historical record of Jesus ben Joseph of the House of David. The Romans were phenomenal record keepers. That is why the story goes as to where he was born. The Romans were conducting a census. Why even the Bible was written 50 to 100 years or so, after his death. That is why I quoted that quote. In that time, the Bible would be… Read more »

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

EDIT: 🧚

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
3 years ago

Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |:

Oh haha, but I couldn’t care less because I’m gay.

And by the way the Chinese could’ve got well adjusted to Japanese Engrish. So they could’ve really meant . . .

“Brothels feeling Beautiful . . .”

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Thanks mate. Now I finally realize what a Bison really is.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

???

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