Smart Little Sonnies

Smart Little Sonnies

posted on 4 Aug 2018 in Chinglish

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Lesson: don’t be a sonnie.

Photo courtesy of Shane McNamara.
Found in China.

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Geo
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Geo

In order to not have gotten into trouble, they should have paid with Dat-money.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Sonnies, I am dis-mon… er.. disappoint.

Running Comment
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Running Comment

Fired bean curd…disgusting !

Running Comment
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Running Comment

A curd-pedlar’s job is never done.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Bean curd pedlars are not that easy tofu-L.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I guess bean curd that still has a job would be more expensive.

Algernon
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Algernon

My kingdom for a cure seller

Algernon
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Algernon

Sonnies or curd dis money makes

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Don’t get me started on what the smart little Cher did.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

When they tried to use a dis-credit card nobody would believe them.
(it was a monkster card)

Running Comment
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Running Comment

My hoovercraft is full of bean curdle.

Running Comment
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Running Comment

Sorry…got confused; I meant my bean curdle is full of hoovercraft.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Next time was worse; they used Dis-credit.

Wax Frog
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Wax Frog

I’ve looked at life from both sides of the basement of the tablet now…

UCity
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UCity

Why you gotta be a smart little sonnie on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding?

Lora
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Lora

Is Dis-money anything like Dis-ney Dollars?

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Fired bean curd deserves to be bought with Dis-money

sam
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sam

Dis-money, Dat-money, Whateva’ Da-money, Don’t be a sonnie…

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

Could this be about the new Sony tablet?

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

You got me at ‘distributed’.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

How did the little smart sonnies get widely distributed? A finger here, an ear there, a spleen in Taiwan…

Pete
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Pete

Bean curds?
No Whey!

Anomoly
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Anomoly

If you use Dis-money the police will probably try and find out you in according to your features

Marum
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Marum

Curd pedalling may be OK. But I’ll stick to an exercise bike.

Marum
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Marum

Taking into account what has been happening in Oz lately. Any Bank Plastic, would automatically be a Discredit Card.

Marum
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Marum

So. They tore the little smart sonnies into little bits, and scattered their pieces.
(or I assume, from the last line)

El-Juan
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El-Juan

At least the peddler was smart enough not to put the Dis-money with the money or else all of his money would have been Dis-troyed.

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