They’ve let me down so many times…

They’ve let me down so many times…

posted on 31 Aug 2018 in Chinglish

Hey, there was a sale on road spikes…

 

 

Photo courtesy of Vicky De Bruyne.
Sign found in China.
(Originally posted 8/21/2007)

 
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Nicholas
12 years ago

Do not confuse them for hands!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

And take care of the nails

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Wear a gas mask!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

I gave mine the boot.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

But!! I don’t quite have one foot.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Punjii Stakes for fum, profit, and recreation.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Why all der Fuß

DrLex
DrLex
3 years ago

They may take you places you don’t want to end up in!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I’ve been builded upside down: My nose runs, and my feet smell.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I would get all cross, if you put stakes in my hands and feet.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
3 years ago

Make sure your feet trip carefully on slippery ground.

Algernon
Algernon
3 years ago

Beds of nails are for sleeping on

Algernon
Algernon
3 years ago

Falling down gently out of the question

Filboid
Filboid
3 years ago

Might be gout…

coffeebot
3 years ago

Feet, don’t impale me now!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Make sure nails are only on your toes.

Eggrish
Eggrish
3 years ago

Beware of feet, they’ve been known to step on your souls.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

Sign post at Crucifixion site.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

… especially when converting to metres.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Daddy! Why do I keep walking round in circles?

Shut up son! Or I’ll nail your other foot to the floor.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

It’s not our fault that Junior spilled the caltrops!

Chris
Chris
3 years ago

Tootsie bishi?

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

These are not my feet – I have two, they’re not blue, and certainly not cut above the ankles

iLock
iLock
3 years ago

You don’t want to hurt the spikes now!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Spikes in the “balls” of your feet, would hurt nowhere near as much, as having them stuck through the other ones.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Marum | 4:19 am: Not in the eyeballs! 😛

Speaking of spikes in balls, have you read “Callahan’s Con” by Spider Robinson, (how Tony Donuts got his name) or “Star Island” by Carl Hiaasen (what Skink did to the crooked property developer)?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

edit: “Callahan’s Lady” not “Con”.
(same series, wrong book.)

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@ DNT 2203.
Nein. But it was one of the SS’s favourite tortures. They would stick fish hooks through them, then attach wires to the hooks, and hang the poor devil up. It was said by the French Resistance, that you could hear the bloke screaming, from a kilometre away

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