They’ve let me down so many times…

They’ve let me down so many times…

posted on 31 Aug 2018 in Chinglish

Hey, there was a sale on road spikes…

 

 

Photo courtesy of Vicky De Bruyne.
Sign found in China.
(Originally posted 8/21/2007)

 
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Nicholas
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Do not confuse them for hands!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

And take care of the nails

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Wear a gas mask!

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

I gave mine the boot.

Marum
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Marum

But!! I don’t quite have one foot.

Marum
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Marum

Punjii Stakes for fum, profit, and recreation.

Marum
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Marum

Why all der Fuß

DrLex
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DrLex

They may take you places you don’t want to end up in!

Marum
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Marum

I’ve been builded upside down: My nose runs, and my feet smell.

Marum
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Marum

I would get all cross, if you put stakes in my hands and feet.

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Make sure your feet trip carefully on slippery ground.

Algernon
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Algernon

Beds of nails are for sleeping on

Algernon
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Algernon

Falling down gently out of the question

Filboid
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Filboid

Might be gout…

coffeebot
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Feet, don’t impale me now!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Make sure nails are only on your toes.

Eggrish
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Eggrish

Beware of feet, they’ve been known to step on your souls.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Sign post at Crucifixion site.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

… especially when converting to metres.

Marum
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Marum

Daddy! Why do I keep walking round in circles?

Shut up son! Or I’ll nail your other foot to the floor.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

It’s not our fault that Junior spilled the caltrops!

Chris
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Chris

Tootsie bishi?

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

These are not my feet – I have two, they’re not blue, and certainly not cut above the ankles

iLock
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iLock

You don’t want to hurt the spikes now!

Marum
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Marum

Spikes in the “balls” of your feet, would hurt nowhere near as much, as having them stuck through the other ones.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum | 4:19 am: Not in the eyeballs! 😛

Speaking of spikes in balls, have you read “Callahan’s Con” by Spider Robinson, (how Tony Donuts got his name) or “Star Island” by Carl Hiaasen (what Skink did to the crooked property developer)?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

edit: “Callahan’s Lady” not “Con”.
(same series, wrong book.)

Marum
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Marum

@ DNT 2203.
Nein. But it was one of the SS’s favourite tortures. They would stick fish hooks through them, then attach wires to the hooks, and hang the poor devil up. It was said by the French Resistance, that you could hear the bloke screaming, from a kilometre away

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