This isn’t rice… these are tears!

This isn’t rice… these are tears!

posted on 20 Aug 2018 in Menus, Signs

soup-bawls

I eat it every mourning.

Photo courtesy of Adam Yavner.
Found in Japan. 

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Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

OW! My croutons!

DrLex
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DrLex

Please use sushi rolls as earplugs.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Must be gazpacho It’s roar.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Hey, put a stock in it, will ya!

Algernon
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Algernon

Aw nuts

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

It took a lot of heat after taking a leek.

Algernon
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Algernon

Not soup bowels

Marum
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Marum

Q. How does an Elephant cry.

A. It sticks its head between its legs and balls.

Marum
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Marum

Soup doesn’t have balls.

Thai Red Curry with Chillies….Now, that has balls.

Marum
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Marum

You would have to have cojones, to make these out of Noritake China.

Running Comment
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Running Comment

– Waiter, I ordered cassoulet, not désolé…!

Running Comment
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Running Comment

I will need to tip my sister-in-law, Tureen, about this place.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Waiter! There’s a cry in my soup!

Running Comment
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Running Comment

Well, if the soup bowls, I bet the fowl bats.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

After soup bawls, soup brawls!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Running Comment | 4:45 am: Meals like that give me the runs.

Marum
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Marum

Cust: Waiter, waiter! You have your thumb in my soup.

W: Oh that’s alright sir. It’s not hot.

Marum
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Marum

Cust: Waiter, waiter! The coffee tastes like mud.

W: Very perceptive of you sir. It was ground only yesterday.

Marum
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Marum

I know!

Camilla Parker Bawls.

Pete
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Pete

Noodle soup comes with a set of complimentary chap-sticks.

Classic Steve
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Think I’ll have some matzoh bawl soup.

Pete
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Pete

@Classic Steve 11:43,

Matzoh ball soup is tasty.
Now if you REALLY wanna cry, get some of that supermarket Gefilte fish in a jar!

Pete
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Pete

Re my last post:

Buzzfeed’s Jewish Food Taste Test:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqYGGqTC_Us

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

ARGH shut up you noisy soup !

Long Tom
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Long Tom

@Running Comment: Well there are baseball teams such as the St. Louis Cardinals and the Toronto Blue Jays.

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

Soups Don’t Cry

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Myself 4:42am: Looks more like a bawl weevil to me, sir.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

They used to serve it with French bread but that was a pain in the bawls.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Waaaah! I asked for a salad!

Marum
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Marum

Tears in the soup continuum, may enable faster than light travel, to restaurants in other galaxies.

Marum
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Marum

Cust: Waiter. Do you know this soup bawls.

W. No sir. But if you hum a few bars, I’ll accompany you on the Didgeridoo.

Marum
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Marum

If you eat two much soup, there may be one saving grace.

Tears in the Soup Time Continuum, may allow you to “let rip”, in another dimension

Marum
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Marum

;The ring of confidence fire.&#

Marum
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Marum

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