This isn’t rice… these are tears!

This isn’t rice… these are tears!

posted on 20 Aug 2018 in Menus, Signs

soup-bawls

I eat it every mourning.

Photo courtesy of Adam Yavner.
Found in Japan. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

OW! My croutons!

DrLex
DrLex
3 years ago

Please use sushi rolls as earplugs.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Must be gazpacho It’s roar.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Hey, put a stock in it, will ya!

Algernon
Algernon
3 years ago

Aw nuts

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

It took a lot of heat after taking a leek.

Algernon
Algernon
3 years ago

Not soup bowels

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Q. How does an Elephant cry.

A. It sticks its head between its legs and balls.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Soup doesn’t have balls.

Thai Red Curry with Chillies….Now, that has balls.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

You would have to have cojones, to make these out of Noritake China.

Running Comment
Running Comment
3 years ago

– Waiter, I ordered cassoulet, not désolé…!

Running Comment
Running Comment
3 years ago

I will need to tip my sister-in-law, Tureen, about this place.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Waiter! There’s a cry in my soup!

Running Comment
Running Comment
3 years ago

Well, if the soup bowls, I bet the fowl bats.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

After soup bawls, soup brawls!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Running Comment | 4:45 am: Meals like that give me the runs.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Cust: Waiter, waiter! You have your thumb in my soup.

W: Oh that’s alright sir. It’s not hot.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Cust: Waiter, waiter! The coffee tastes like mud.

W: Very perceptive of you sir. It was ground only yesterday.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I know!

Camilla Parker Bawls.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Noodle soup comes with a set of complimentary chap-sticks.

Classic Steve
3 years ago

Think I’ll have some matzoh bawl soup.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

@Classic Steve 11:43,

Matzoh ball soup is tasty.
Now if you REALLY wanna cry, get some of that supermarket Gefilte fish in a jar!

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Re my last post:

Buzzfeed’s Jewish Food Taste Test:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqYGGqTC_Us

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
3 years ago

ARGH shut up you noisy soup !

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

@Running Comment: Well there are baseball teams such as the St. Louis Cardinals and the Toronto Blue Jays.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Soups Don’t Cry

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Myself 4:42am: Looks more like a bawl weevil to me, sir.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

They used to serve it with French bread but that was a pain in the bawls.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

Waaaah! I asked for a salad!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Tears in the soup continuum, may enable faster than light travel, to restaurants in other galaxies.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Cust: Waiter. Do you know this soup bawls.

W. No sir. But if you hum a few bars, I’ll accompany you on the Didgeridoo.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

If you eat two much soup, there may be one saving grace.

Tears in the Soup Time Continuum, may allow you to “let rip”, in another dimension

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

;The ring of confidence fire.&#

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

🎇

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