What? I’m ready for coffee.

What? I’m ready for coffee.

posted on 12 Aug 2018 in Chinglish

handicupped

Photo courtesy of Susan Moy.
Found at Beijing Airport back in 2004.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I just happen to have my Tarot cards with me. So, upstairs?

Algernon
Algernon
4 years ago

Many handles

Algernon
Algernon
4 years ago

Next to the saucers

Running Comment
Running Comment
4 years ago

China for the disabled.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Can they handle a quartiplegic?

Running Comment
Running Comment
4 years ago

A crockery cock-up ?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Are your boobs DD size? I need to check my hands. 😈

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Me? NO – U!

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

Always equipped for every occasion: coffee, tea, lemonade, etc.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Show your mug at the counter.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Show your mug at the counter and tell them your handle.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Well girls. If your nipples still point in that direction – you hsve been handily cupped indeed.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I presd’ the service bell,
And the hostie danced down the aisle with glee,
She winkd,and said; Well well,
Is it Coffee, tea, or me.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

The plane roared down the runway, and showed no signs of lifting off the ground. V1; V2; Went by, and still the plane reamained doggedly stuck to the ground. Then the End or runway markers started flashing by like picket fences. Suddenly the yellow chevrons appear, and the passengers all scream.

Miraculously, the aircraft lifts off the ground and proceed with normal flight,

The Co-pilot wipes his brow and says to the pilot. Jeez Fred! One day they’re not going to scream, and we’re gunna get killed.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

FYO: Distance remaining markers appear at 300M intervals. (1,000Ft).

Yellow chevrons = start of runway. (in this case the end)

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DNT 0420. At a body size 6 – 8. That’s damn near perfect, to me.

In this Boob oriented society we live in, (the West) I have never been obsessed with breasts. Not that I turned them down, of course, especially when my lady offered them for my amusement and pleasure.

However, each to his, or her own, naturally.

But, as you, by now, already know, my tastes run to petite brunettes.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

When engaging in mixed martial arts, be sure not to forget your handicup!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Pete. 0806.
Do you mean the marital Arts, or the Martial Arts? The Marital Arts includes nude wrestling, which the Martial Arts never did. Or at least didn’t, in my day. However, even during the Marital Arts, I have occasionally received a knee in the Niagras.

(Niagra Falls = rhyming slang)

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Yu No Hoo 0410.

Yes. But not all four crutches.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

cliches – dammit – cliches.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@Marum,

I’m not so sure a handicup would be so handy during a marital arts match.
In fact I think it’d get in the way.
😉

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Neither can I.
Oddly, I did remember that.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

1. Information
2. ?
3. Profit

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
4 years ago

The cap was disabled. We now only have the cup.
We apologise for any inconvenience caused.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Peter Chan | 8:20 pm: If you keep a handicup you won’t need to apologise so much for the incontinence. 😉

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