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Don’t cover that load!
Shelf also becomes a flotation device.
Photo courtesy of Chris.
Found in Japan at public bath.
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I accidentally stuck a locker key IN myself and let out a Yale.
Hey! Who left their load in the booth?
If I understand correctly, the booths have no door but you can rip out a shelf and use it as an improvised door, but it won’t cover your load.
I think “shoud” is misspelt…
It’s my key and I’ll stick it where I want.
Depends where you stick the key
Where do you withhold
OK!Tojo. I superglued the key to my nuts.
What happens next?
Do not ejaculate in the shower booth, or the dressing room.
Do your utmost to withhold.
An amorous young wife named Ruth,
Made love to her man in the booth,
He was really bold,
And didn’t withhold,
And got her preggers that night in all truth.
That’s NOT a locker key.
@Chris 0707. Yeah. I did wonder, where it was installed.
Caution: Rapid insertion of key, may enable patron to yodel.
If you can’t withhold, see the receptionist.
She will know how best to handle the matter.
♪ It’s my potty and I’ll dry if I want to. ♫
@Marum | 6:48 am: The Load is my shampoo, I shall not wank.
@DNT1808.
From Pantene 23. It adds more body and shine to your pubic-hairs.
I believe King David used it.
They do seem to be pretty strict and specific on what to do with the locker key.