I just failed a drug test…

I just failed a drug test…

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Found in Japan. 

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Running Comment
Running Comment
3 years ago

Why is pig tongue more expensive than cock irony ?

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Ironic cock, must be the hormones

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

spoilt for choice

Running Comment
Running Comment
3 years ago

Quam multa non desidero…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

What’s the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?
– You can’t hear a vitamin.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@ Running Comment | 4:14 am: The pig’s tongue comes with its own spit.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Well. That proves that sex is worth more than pork.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Barbecued jumbo hormones turn a grill into a woman.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Running Comment 0419.

It is far easier to notice that we have a toothache.

Than to take joy in the fact: We don’t have a toothache

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

They look all the same to me!

coffeebot
3 years ago

Irony: jumbo cock from asia

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@coffeebot 0734.
Hehe. Nearly a lifetime ago, my lovely little Asian lady complimented me, by telling me I had imported one.
But Asian ladies are always complimentary to their men, unless one is silly enough to break their heart, or sleep around. For they are also very jealous.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Or at least la Filipinas all seem to be.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Yu No Hoo 0612.
As long as they don’t make her lovely little bits, as big as an elephant’s.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
3 years ago

I shall pass . . . what the heck that Jumbo hormone BBQ is is totally beyond me. Even the Japanese and the Chinese suggest exactly the same thing.

Running Comment
Running Comment
3 years ago

@ DnT 4.33 am |
Well, actually, this would also be true for the…other thing.

Eggrish
Eggrish
3 years ago

♫ I got one hand in my pocket and the other one is barbecuing a jumbo cock!

Isn’t it ironic, dontcha think? ♫

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

But where’s the irony?

oldtaku
oldtaku
3 years ago

The sign says ‘Jumbo Hormone BBQ’ in Japanese too. Hormone-yaki is actually a thing in Japan – it’s organ meats like liver, heart, lung, kidney, intestine, etc.

Japanese women love it, because it’s supposed to be rich in collagen and other things that are good for your skin.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Running Comment | 11:37 am: I see what you mean. Unless the jumbo cock can’t spit… which would be ironic. 😕

McBee
McBee
3 years ago

BTW, “Hormone” comes from “hooru mono” (shotened to “hooru mon’ “), which is Kansai dialect for “things you throw away”, namely the nasty bits of a pig.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DNT 0823. A jumbo cock which fires blanks then.

Sort of like having your cock err cake and eating it too.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

What, no dog’s penis soup?

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