I told you they had American food!

I told you they had American food!

posted on 17 Sep 2018 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Ben Fabrislane.
Menu found in China. 

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Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Dad didn’t really like fatty cow, but he decided to grit his teeth and eat it. With real grit.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

#3 – Looks like someone has been barbecuing while naked.

DrLex
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DrLex

Thank goodness it’s not trans fatty cow!

algernon
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algernon

Donald loves a fatty cow

algernon
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algernon

Nests and fatty cow. Spoilt for choice

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@algernon | 4:40 am: There’s only one person Donald loves… oh. I see what you mean. 😉

Marum
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Marum

The Chinesee shouldn’t talk about “kano” women like that.

Classic Steve
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I’ll have the word salad.

Marum
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Marum

A virile young lad named Priddle,
Caught his two fine nuts in the griddle,
The girls all cried,
For they were totally fried,
And would no longer squirt into their middle.

Marum
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Marum

Long long ago in China, a Kano Fatty Cow, made its nest in the Longerwood Tree. Now the fatty cow had such a lovely time, flying around and terrorising the Crows. It also made friends with the Doves, and Parrots, and even the Magpies. However, because of the weight of the Fatty Cow, and the number of cycles (Takeoffs and landings) that it performed daily, the tree started to suffer from wood-fatigue. Eventually during one of the Fatty Cow’s landings, the branch broke off. The Fatty Cow fell on its head on the ground. The branch followed it and got… Read more »

Running Comment
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Running Comment

@Marum 7:54am: methinks you have been eating too much Medicine Flower.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Breeze balls is something I usually get with an open fry.

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

A is too the lake a nest
B is too the Number Two

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Fatty cow is IN.

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Got the balls to order from this menu, anybody?

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