My snot is verdure today.

My snot is verdure today.

posted on 14 Sep 2018 in Toiletries

What else are the voices telling you?

Photo courtesy of Amy Cooper.
Tissue box found in Japan. 

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algernon
algernon
2 years ago

It’s a bird

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

Tissues for the color blind

DrLex
DrLex
2 years ago

Must be tissues laced with LSD…

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

I don’t get voices, just the occasional bark.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

It’s a breath of fresh paper!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Sorry, I don’t speak leaf.

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

Speaking spinach ? Chatting chard ? Oralizing onions ?

(‘verdure’ = vegetables in Italian)

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

RC 5:05 am,

Possible others:

Tattling tomatoes
Complaining carrots
Muttering mushrooms
Prattling potatoes
Argumentative asparagus
Gossiping green beans
Rumor-mongering radishes
Blathering beets
Lyin’ leeks
and
Grumbling garlic?

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

@ Pete 7.12 am:
It’s a shoot gallery out there !

coffeebot
2 years ago

I’m gonna sneezs

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
2 years ago

bird droppings has never been so refreshing!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
2 years ago

And right now with the onset of a gigantic Category 5 typhoon we shall be expecting lots of gals and hurricans

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Peter Chan | 12:01 pm: Stormy Daniels may be one of the gals.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Peter Chan | 12:01 pm: If you’re on the East Coast, I hope you get out of this OK!
(Watching developments from Australia).

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Running Comment | 5:05 am: Surely, oralizing onions must be illegal somewhere!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

Does this tissue smell like chloroform to you?

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Pete. The ABC were interviewing this Aust. lady living in Japan. When the winds were around 209kph, and she was watching the roof blowing off the house across the road, two Japanese rode past on push-bikes.

You may have a logical explanation for it, but to me, of all the Asian races, the Japaneeseee do the strangest things.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

The refreshing breezes blowing over the verdure.

The problem is, the smell of the bull-dung, that is upon the verdure

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Running comment 0505. Not thaat I speak Italian. Habla Espanol un poco.

But I thought: verdure = greenery in general, as in: verdant (Eng)

Or in: Giuseppe Verde = Joe Green

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

BTW. Green = el verde (Esp) (As in: The village green)

It is green = Es verde (Esp)

Greenery = Folagio (Esp) {or some word very similar}

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
2 years ago

@Droll not Troll | 4:45 pm |
Hongkong here.

Gal warning already issud. Could expect mor, even reaching hurrican forc winds in about 10 hours.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

@Marum 7:32,

By personal experience, Japanese are one of the most risk averse nationalities I know. The bike riding scenario you describe is per my experience utterly atypical and out of the ordinary.

Go figure.

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

Years ago there were commercials for a brand of toilet paper called “Banner”, and it featured a roll of toilet paper that described how soft it was. My reaction to the commercial was, “I can’t wipe myself with toilet paper that talks to me!”

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Long Tom 2129.

I bloody could. Especially if had the Prime Minister’s face on it as well..

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

Tissues with issues.

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