My snot is verdure today.

It’s a bird

Tissues for the color blind

Must be tissues laced with LSD…

I don’t get voices, just the occasional bark.

It’s a breath of fresh paper!

Sorry, I don’t speak leaf.

Speaking spinach ? Chatting chard ? Oralizing onions ?

(‘verdure’ = vegetables in Italian)

RC 5:05 am,

Possible others:

Tattling tomatoes
Complaining carrots
Muttering mushrooms
Prattling potatoes
Argumentative asparagus
Gossiping green beans
Rumor-mongering radishes
Blathering beets
Lyin’ leeks
and
Grumbling garlic?

@ Pete 7.12 am:
It’s a shoot gallery out there !

I’m gonna sneezs

bird droppings has never been so refreshing!

And right now with the onset of a gigantic Category 5 typhoon we shall be expecting lots of gals and hurricans

@Peter Chan | 12:01 pm: Stormy Daniels may be one of the gals.

@Peter Chan | 12:01 pm: If you’re on the East Coast, I hope you get out of this OK!
(Watching developments from Australia).

@Running Comment | 5:05 am: Surely, oralizing onions must be illegal somewhere!

Does this tissue smell like chloroform to you?

@Pete. The ABC were interviewing this Aust. lady living in Japan. When the winds were around 209kph, and she was watching the roof blowing off the house across the road, two Japanese rode past on push-bikes.

You may have a logical explanation for it, but to me, of all the Asian races, the Japaneeseee do the strangest things.

The refreshing breezes blowing over the verdure.

The problem is, the smell of the bull-dung, that is upon the verdure

Running comment 0505. Not thaat I speak Italian. Habla Espanol un poco.

But I thought: verdure = greenery in general, as in: verdant (Eng)

Or in: Giuseppe Verde = Joe Green

BTW. Green = el verde (Esp) (As in: The village green)

It is green = Es verde (Esp)

Greenery = Folagio (Esp) {or some word very similar}

@Droll not Troll | 4:45 pm |
Hongkong here.

Gal warning already issud. Could expect mor, even reaching hurrican forc winds in about 10 hours.

@Marum 7:32,

By personal experience, Japanese are one of the most risk averse nationalities I know. The bike riding scenario you describe is per my experience utterly atypical and out of the ordinary.

Go figure.

Years ago there were commercials for a brand of toilet paper called “Banner”, and it featured a roll of toilet paper that described how soft it was. My reaction to the commercial was, “I can’t wipe myself with toilet paper that talks to me!”

@Long Tom 2129.

I bloody could. Especially if had the Prime Minister’s face on it as well..

Tissues with issues.