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Don’t even think of the other purpose…

posted on 15 Oct 2018 in Chinglish


Porduct may cause unintended consequences.

Photo courtesy of Gavin Bell. 
Found in China. 

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Running Comment
Running Comment
7 years ago

– Excellent job – that should cover all possible cases.
– Wait, what about people using it to do what is actually in the instruction ?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I won’t use the porduct on purpose, then. Is it OK if I accidentally?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Use and don’t use. There is no purpose.

Running Comment
Running Comment
7 years ago

The People’s Home Porducts Co. is marketing both an immersion blender and a dildo using the same instruction manual. Whether you read the instruction or not is up to you.

Running Comment
Running Comment
7 years ago

@ Myself 4.39 am: …but be extra careful about porduct placement regulations.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

In the People’s Republic of China.

Product replaces you.

Classic Steve
7 years ago

There goes my weekend plan.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Rocos glingos. (Locos gringos)

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Hey Mi Lai! Do you know that these instructions make no sense?

No lound eye, but if you hum a few bars, I;ll accompany you on the Guzheng.

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Enough of this othering

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Porduct no other instructions are worth mentioning

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
7 years ago

Prease read the porfessional instruction carefurry before use.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Still makes way more sense than the Terms and Conditions for iTunes.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

That purpose is our last hope.
No, there is another.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

An e plon is better than non.

Eggrish
Eggrish
7 years ago

Hi muggle,

Do not use magic for other unnamed purpose.

– Sincerely vague regards,
Voldemort

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