Don’t even think of the other purpose…

Don’t even think of the other purpose…

posted on 15 Oct 2018 in Chinglish


Porduct may cause unintended consequences.

Photo courtesy of Gavin Bell. 
Found in China. 

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Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

– Excellent job – that should cover all possible cases.
– Wait, what about people using it to do what is actually in the instruction ?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

I won’t use the porduct on purpose, then. Is it OK if I accidentally?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Use and don’t use. There is no purpose.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

The People’s Home Porducts Co. is marketing both an immersion blender and a dildo using the same instruction manual. Whether you read the instruction or not is up to you.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

@ Myself 4.39 am: …but be extra careful about porduct placement regulations.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

In the People’s Republic of China.

Product replaces you.

Classic Steve
1 year ago

There goes my weekend plan.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Rocos glingos. (Locos gringos)

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Hey Mi Lai! Do you know that these instructions make no sense?

No lound eye, but if you hum a few bars, I;ll accompany you on the Guzheng.

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

Enough of this othering

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

Porduct no other instructions are worth mentioning

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
1 year ago

Prease read the porfessional instruction carefurry before use.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Still makes way more sense than the Terms and Conditions for iTunes.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

That purpose is our last hope.
No, there is another.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

An e plon is better than non.

Eggrish
Eggrish
1 year ago

Hi muggle,

Do not use magic for other unnamed purpose.

– Sincerely vague regards,
Voldemort

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