Don’t make mistake on your own…

Don’t make mistake on your own…

posted on 29 Oct 2018 in Signs

We guarantee you’ll love your hair in 2 weeks!

Photo courtesy of James Hill.
Found in Japan. 

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Algernon
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Algernon

Only a week between a bad one

Algernon
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Algernon

How have they lasted so long

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Go ahead — make my bad hair day.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Not sure if I should try them; I’ll have to mullet over.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Ear cuts a specialty.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The staff are a bunch of cut-ups.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

You want bangs? They have nitro shampoo.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The activity can get kinda hairy in there.

coffeebot
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coffeebot

Is there a Shave Whoopsie nearby?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

♪ ♫ Shave and a haircut, two bits. ♪ ♫
Unfortunately, those bits are now separated from your body.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Hair Today, OOPS tomorrow!

Classic Steve
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Did you say “crew cut” or “crooked”?

Eggrish
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Eggrish

I think “hair oops” is pronounced Supercuts here in the states.

Marum
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Marum

Hair Doos anyone?

Marum
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Marum

Or for Engrish.

HAIR POOS

Marum
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Marum

Q: What did the Aussies say to the Japanese barber?

A: Eucalyptus.

Marum
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Marum

Is is but a matter of….Hair today, gone tomorrow.

Marum
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Marum

Cust: How much to get a crewcut?

Barb: Depends on how many in your crew.

Pete
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Pete

Just for those who don’t know, the katakana word “Mei-ku” (“Make” as in the above) simply means a woman’s make-up, in English.

(As opposed to Engrish…)

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Yikes, I just had a hair cut in HAIR OOPS !

Long Tom
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Long Tom

I am reminded of a Calvin And Hobbes story arc where Hobbes cuts Calvin’s hair and does a disastrous job with it. During the haircut Hobbes says, “Oops! Hold still.”

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