Huh?

Huh?

posted on 7 Oct 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Erik Schomann.
Found in China. 

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Running Comment
Running Comment
3 years ago

– Why are you making confused noise ?
– Uh….it was an unknown thing…but I did purchase a ticket sold in advance.
– No matter, you need to check by telephone to a theater.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

You mean like:
What do we want?
Apathy!
When do we want it?
Sometime/ I dunno/ Next week?/ Nevermind.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

I don’t understand

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Ummmmm

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Better to make confused signs when Engrishing

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Give chants a peace.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DNT 0408.

Q: What do you think of apathy?

A: I don’t know, and I don’t give a f—.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

A “chanter” goes on a bagpipe.

Q. What is the difference between good bagpipe music, and bad bagpipe music ?

A. Ten kilometres

coffeebot
3 years ago

When you chant: Be specific.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

It is only when a mosquito starts biting on your testicles, that you realise there is a way of solving the problem, which does not include violence.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

BTW Just don’t let your lady see it. She will immediately give the mozzie a mighty whack.

They who do not have bollocks, completely overestimate the force needed incapacitate their owner.

The only good thing….If she really loves you, she will kiss them better.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

and better and better and better. WHOOOEEEE!!!!

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Om mani padme HUH???

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
3 years ago

Ok, let’s make some clarified noise when chanting.

Garst
3 years ago

In this cult, you annunciate!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

You get confused noises when you put Buddhist and Gregorian monks together.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

“We want quiet! We want quiet!”

Enclave
3 years ago

AOE monk: Wololo… wololo

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Another good chant:

O;

O wa;

O wa tjer;

O wa tjer kiam. (repeat ten times)

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

These three blokes book into a monastery, to meditate for a few years.

You are allowed to say one sentence a year, on the 1st of January.

At the end of the first year, one bloke says. “Did you see that snake?”

At the end of the second year, the second bloke replies. “That wasn’t a snake, it was a legless lizard.”

At thee end of the third year, the third bloke says. “How can any bugger meditate, with you two dickheads rabbiting on about snakes and lizards?”

Tom41
Tom41
3 years ago

I’m confused as to why there’s chanting in the first place…

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@tOM41 1328. Chanting, is the capital city of China’s new claimed territories, in the China Sea.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

It’s getting so’s we cant-a chant a mantra!

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

It’s “Om”, not “Um”! Say it right!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Chanting and farting can be confusing.
It becomes unclear which end to crap from.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Long Tom 2123

Ommnipotent.

Ummniscient.

Ummnipresent.

Thou shalt have no other umm Gods except me.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

EDIT: Ummnipotent

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