Supersedes previous passenger sheet.

Supersedes previous passenger sheet.

posted on 22 Oct 2018 in Signs

Um, looks like you’re in my sheet.

Photo courtesy of Henry Hofilena.
Found in Japan. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

The one on the right? Yeah, I qualify! 😈

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

If there is an empty sheet, it’s there to be shat in.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

The last two have definitely gotten between the sheets.

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

I do not understand why being obese or having a hard-on makes you qualify as “priority”

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Quick throw one over them.

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

But use anyone you like.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Please take advantage of our air-hostess.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

A priority passenger, is one who has no chance of escaping in the event of a fire.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

They also can defy the laws of Physics.

Try holding that position, without a chair.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

A pyreority passenger, is one who has no chance of escaping in the event of a fire.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Yu No Hoo 0412.

Ho unimaginative. I believe one can get pregnant in any position, including, on the bonnet of a car.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Priority Passenger happens.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

@ Marum 5:08 am

If a ho has any imagination at all she’ll use some kind of birth control.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
2 years ago

Please be sheeted

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Uhh….just think.

With a little forethought on the part of the Japanese commercial artist including long hair and a dress or skirt of some sort to the two rightward caricatures, and we’d have never seen this image.

Which, frankly, may have made my Engrish-reading day a tad less redundant, since we’ve seen this same image previously in other posts.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Yu No Hoo 0634. Hehe. Well done. I meant “So” not “Ho”.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Pete 0923. I imagine, flying naked would improve the chances of getting pregnant.

Especially if she was invited into the cockpit.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

So. If you are old, infirm, pregnant, or a sex maniac. you become a priapic passenger.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Why not Prius passengers? Comes from the same Latin root.
Hey, Marum, ever had a Latin root?

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Columbian. (Latino) Does that count? She was holidaying on the Gold Coast.

From just outside Medellin I believe. Just a holiday fling for her. (one week) I hope I provided sufficient amusement. I often wondered if she survived the violence that ensued in the later years, in the Pueblos surrounding Medellin.

As far as “latin roots” go – I’ve never had a “greek root” either.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

@Marum 5:06,

(Guffawing….)

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

I thought the one on the right was a Catholic Priest.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Marum | 5:06 pm:
Q. What do they call the part of the plane where the pilots are, when the pilots are female?
A. The box office.

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

Why all this fuss over Catholic priests? Anybody here heard of Jimmy Savile? (Not famous in the USA though.)

Filboid
Filboid
2 years ago

May I sew you to a sheet, Madame?

-apologies to Rev’d Spooner

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

Apparently, also hollow-foot syndrome also makes you eligible for priority treament.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

I believe Tom, Dick, and harry, got arrested for public indecency.

WHY: Because of Tom Dicken Harry on an aircraft.

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
2 years ago

Well, a man needs a seat when he’s having a wank.

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