Tyansmi-t me now!

Tyansmi-t me now!

posted on 14 Oct 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

Let’s make your tyansmi-tion smooth…

Photo courtesy of Francois Prowse.
Found in Lijiang China.

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Algernon
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Algernon

Red point with a Tyansmi-t. Not stand still

Algernon
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Algernon

I prefer a tie myself

Running Comment
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Running Comment

– Beam me up, Scotty !
– Uh….Captain, we have a problem with the scattering facility…
– Can’t you use the information corridor ?
– Sorry Captain, the safeguards are out of security bells.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Hey! I don’t wanna get belted by Security! I’m staying put!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Keep your supenor in your pants. We don’t need that kind of scattering.

Marum
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Marum

I have no idea how to pronounce a word starting in double t.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Scattering, is that some kind of encraption?

Marum
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Marum

Poyi–ttical re-education start at red point.

Marum
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Marum

EDIT: Poli-ttical

Marum
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Marum

@DnT from yesterday’

Tee Secret Dance of The Elephants (from The Jungle Book.

http://www.authorama.com/jungle-book-11.html

Marum
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Marum

I AM THE SUPENOR OF NATA RANYOR!

All ye of power, look upon my works and despair.

For all around was ruins and dust, and desolation as far as the eye’s span could cover.

Stollen from Ozymandias. (Who never made me a cake either)

Marum
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Marum

When I was a youngster, And had never made love, I set to a thinkin’, What girls were made of. Were they sugar and spice, Or smokin’ and hot, Calm quiet and detached, Or wild in the cot? So I bedded a couple, And was then that I found, It was a little of both, And halfway around. For the females of ours, Could be either or none, Madly wildly frustrating, Or a barrel of fun. So I paired off with one, And soon we were wed, “Twas then that I found, That romance was dead. So I read through… Read more »

Marum
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Marum

BTW: I did that, for the same reason a dog licks its d—.

(Roll of drums) Because I can.

Marum
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Marum

I was so safely transmitted, that I left as a human, and arrived as a Dolphin.

Which isn’t all that bad. For I now get extra servings of fish every day,

YUMM!!! I always liked fish.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

The Trans are smited safely at the red point.

Classic Steve
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Lost in tyansla-tion.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If this is the ansure, what was the tyansmi- er, question?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

This is in case of attack by Tyansmi-suarus Rex.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum | 6:39 am: Treat it the same as a silent P. You’ll feel better afterwards.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

In Japan, they tsunami you safely!

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

Tirami-sue me!

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