Tyansmi-t me now!

Tyansmi-t me now!

posted on 14 Oct 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

Let’s make your tyansmi-tion smooth…

Photo courtesy of Francois Prowse.
Found in Lijiang China.

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Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Red point with a Tyansmi-t. Not stand still

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

I prefer a tie myself

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

– Beam me up, Scotty !
– Uh….Captain, we have a problem with the scattering facility…
– Can’t you use the information corridor ?
– Sorry Captain, the safeguards are out of security bells.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Hey! I don’t wanna get belted by Security! I’m staying put!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Keep your supenor in your pants. We don’t need that kind of scattering.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

I have no idea how to pronounce a word starting in double t.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

Scattering, is that some kind of encraption?

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Poyi–ttical re-education start at red point.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

EDIT: Poli-ttical

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@DnT from yesterday’

Tee Secret Dance of The Elephants (from The Jungle Book.

http://www.authorama.com/jungle-book-11.html

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

I AM THE SUPENOR OF NATA RANYOR!

All ye of power, look upon my works and despair.

For all around was ruins and dust, and desolation as far as the eye’s span could cover.

Stollen from Ozymandias. (Who never made me a cake either)

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

When I was a youngster, And had never made love, I set to a thinkin’, What girls were made of. Were they sugar and spice, Or smokin’ and hot, Calm quiet and detached, Or wild in the cot? So I bedded a couple, And was then that I found, It was a little of both, And halfway around. For the females of ours, Could be either or none, Madly wildly frustrating, Or a barrel of fun. So I paired off with one, And soon we were wed, “Twas then that I found, That romance was dead. So I read through… Read more »

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

BTW: I did that, for the same reason a dog licks its d—.

(Roll of drums) Because I can.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

I was so safely transmitted, that I left as a human, and arrived as a Dolphin.

Which isn’t all that bad. For I now get extra servings of fish every day,

YUMM!!! I always liked fish.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
2 years ago

The Trans are smited safely at the red point.

Classic Steve
2 years ago

Lost in tyansla-tion.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

If this is the ansure, what was the tyansmi- er, question?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

This is in case of attack by Tyansmi-suarus Rex.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Marum | 6:39 am: Treat it the same as a silent P. You’ll feel better afterwards.

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

In Japan, they tsunami you safely!

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

Tirami-sue me!

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