Robots are getting out of hand.

posted on 30 Nov 2018 in Signs

And just like that we had to wait…

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of Margie Kent. 
Found in Japan. 

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Folks can lift on their own time…

posted on 29 Nov 2018 in Signs

If your parents are over 1 ton, use service elevator.

Photo courtesy of Blukitty.
Found in Japan. 

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Kids can have existential crisis too

posted on 28 Nov 2018 in Chinglish, Containers

Photo courtesy of Amy Liu.
Pencil case found in China.

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Plant with too much power

posted on 24 Nov 2018 in Clothing

That stew is cooking itself!

 

 

T-shirt found in Tokyo, Japan.
Photo copyright Engrish.com.
Originally posted 12.15.2003.

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Bicycle Frame

posted on 23 Nov 2018 in Transportation

So open the door already!

Photo courtesy of Andrew Bowyer.
Found on a bicycle in Japan.
Originally posted 12.4.2002

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My uncoorperation directly relates to your convenience.

posted on 22 Nov 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

We can make it 5AM to midnight.

Photo courtesy of Sérgio Nogueira.
Found in China.

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Car Lives…

posted on 20 Nov 2018 in Signs

When I die, bury me in my Volvo…

Photo courtesy of Kenji Yamada.
Originally posted 9.9.2004

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Ample parking up front

posted on 19 Nov 2018 in Chinglish

We don’t condone drag abuse…

Photo courtesy of Tiffany Baxter.
Found in China. 

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Everywhore

posted on 17 Nov 2018 in Signs

Finally a juice for everywhore…

 

 

Photo courtesy of Heather Skiera.
Originally posted 12.27.2001.

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It’s too good to sip!

posted on 16 Nov 2018 in Containers, Drinks

Sponsored by Heimlich’s…

Photo courtesy of Jonas Zimmermann.
Found in Japan. 

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