Anything for Master!

Anything for Master!

posted on 8 Nov 2018 in Signs

 

Photo courtesy of Jennifer See.
Found in Itaewon, South Korea.

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Let’s certainly!

Algernon
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Algernon

Virtuous paper bag

algernon
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algernon

Oh Master to be virtue

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

I wouldn’t take this litterally.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

How much certainly will fit in the standard paper bag, anyway?

Marum
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Marum

Master Bates, should not write instructions during orgasms.

Marum
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Marum

Not failing a responsibility in conduct of oneself, is a good habit to get into.

However, if you get into too many habits….The Catholic Church will excommunicate you.

Marum
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Marum

@DNT 0636.

Two pecks, or one kenning, or half a bushel, or a petrige in a partree.

Pete
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Pete

Standard paper bags and non-standard paper bags must never cross.
Such would entail a fall in public virtue.

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Droll not Troll

Q. What do you get when you cross an act with a conscience?
A. I dunno, but it’s not a politician.

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Droll not Troll

@Marum | 7:22 am: What is a kenning? Anything like a firkin?

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Droll not Troll

Please fall responsibly.

Marum
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Marum

@DNT 0513. Very, very, old measure 1 kenning = 2 pecks, or half a bushel, approx 28lbs. I like the old measures, based on what an (average? man; citation needed) could carry in the field. As you probably already know, a bushel varied as to the produce carried: ie Wheat = 60lbs The modern scientific standards are so trite – rated at 27 degrees Celcius at 14.7lbs atmospheric pressure. Why do we need such accuracy for the tangible world we live in? Fair ’nuff for scientific calculations. Though a man of science myself, can you imagine the Rubiyat of Omar… Read more »

Marum
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Marum

EDIT; And thou beside me.

By then I was beside myself. Yes. I am know for keeping lousy company.

Marum
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Marum

For those who really enjoy the details – or are simply masochists looking for a quick headache – an Imperial British Gallon was defined as the volume occupied by exactly 10 pounds of water of density 0.988859 gramme per millilitre weighed in air of density 0.001217 gramme per millilitre against weights of density 8.136 grammes per millilitre – got that? And if you still haven’t got the headache you were seeking, be aware that the capacity of a barrel has been defined in different ways over the years, being 31.5 gallons if it held wine, but 32 gallons when the… Read more »

Marum
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Marum

BTW
IMP: 1 Gallon – 160 Fluid ounces.

USA: 1 gallon – 128 Fluid ounces.

Marum
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Marum

BTW
IMP: 1 Gallon – 160 Fluid ounces.

USA: 1 gallon – 128 Fluid ounces.

That nearly caused me to crash a Cessna 182

The wing tanks carry 92 US Gallons. I made my Flightplan calculations on 92 Imperial Gallons

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

I have never come across any conscience trash so far.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Wow! Self-disposing garbage!

Joanne Gray
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Joanne Gray

The spirit of Stanley Unwin lives on.

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