Everywhore

Everywhore

posted on 17 Nov 2018 in Signs

Finally a juice for everywhore…

 

 

Photo courtesy of Heather Skiera.
Originally posted 12.27.2001.

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Mellie Michelle
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Mellie Michelle

The only wine I drink whilst turning tricks!

brian
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brian

Doesn’t everyone include everywhore?

Harald
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Harald

I go anywhore and everywhore I want.

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

This juice is not available everywhore

Running Comment
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Running Comment

♪ ♫….Some whore, over the rainbow….♪ ♫

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It’s a puta-tive tonic.

Pete
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Pete

Well, now THERE’S a little extra those soapland adverts in Japanese sports pages never mentioned before!

Pete
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Pete

BTW…there are a couple of grammatical particles in Japanese for the word “noni”.

One means “in order to” (insert verb)

The other is like “Even if” or “despite” (condition A), then (Condition B) will be the case regardless (of Condition A).

Hoping this provides fodder for more imaginative Engrish comments here!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Running Comment: ♪ ♫ … There’s a lay that I heard of… ♪ ♫

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Everywhore…. comes in a bottle.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Take #2:
♪ ♫ …There’s a lay that I heard of
One sin I wanna buy. ♪ ♫

Marum
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Marum

For everywhore?

Hmmmm. Must cure the jack.

Marum
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Marum

Noni Juice! Another food fad that seems to have almost run its course, here in Oz.

In a long life, so far I have never seen any form of fanaticism, either dietary, religious, or political, confer any benefits on anyone…..Or anywhore.

Marum
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Marum

Drink Noni Juice, and you too can become a huge, fat, Polynesian.

Marum
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Marum

The is an old Nip in Japan,
Who drinks Noni whenever he can,
It made him not stronger,
But his penis grew longer,
So his wife was an instant converted fan.

Marum
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Marum

Sounds like an; “excusive or gate”.

Marum
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Marum

@Pete 0500. Sounds like an; “exclusive or gate”.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum | 10:16 pm: You sure, mate? To me, an EXCLUSIVE OR gate allows either, but not both. Maybe I misunderstand Pete’s post.

algernon
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algernon

Happy hour akimbo

algernon
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algernon

Another product bought to you from the Suck Ho Building

Filboid
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Filboid

Bottoms up!

zankhana
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zankhana

Some time ago I misplaced my purse, didn’t know where I left it. A friend suggested that if I recite the 10 commandments to myself I might remember. When I got to “Thou shalt not commit adultery” I suddenly remembered! Noni for everywhore……….

Classic Steve
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He’s a real no-whore man….

Marum
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Marum

@DNT 1137.
From memory
or gate = allow one state “or” the other to activate the gate.
and gate = requires all states to activate the gate.
exclusive or gate = one stae is exclusive. Therefore that gate will predominate over all the other states when it is active.

Thus when one leg, of say a four leg or gate is active, it will always predominate, despite the condition (hi or lo) of the other gates

Marum
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Marum

a or b =0 output = 0
a = 0 b = 1 output = 1
a = 1 b = 0 output = 1
a =1 b = 1 output = 0

I think that is clearer.

Marum
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Marum

@Algernon 2343

How would having one’s hands on one’s hips help? At happy hour prices, I usually have a drink in both hands.

Ambidextrous drinking, is one of my most useful skills.

Marum
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Marum

@DNT 2337. I have just thought of an alternate use for “Truth” tables.

Maybe we should jam a lot of ’em up our politician’s ar$e$. Coz’ that’s the area they usually speak from.😠

Marum
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Marum

Edit: Coupla’ typos. I am such a lousy typist, that I cannot both think, and type, at the same time. Even when I am ty-sober, and not ty-pist.

a = 0 b = 0 output = 0
a = 0 b = 1 output = 1
a = 1 b = 0 output = 1
a = 1 b = 1 output = 0

Purr….Marum.(Die logische Katze)

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Old “Pearls Before Swine” comic:
Pigita asks Pig what is wrong, and Pig tells her that Rat tried to order rice on eBay and instead got the preserved body of Ho Chi Minh. Pigita is confused and asks, “What? Speak English!” Pig replies, Öh, Pigita…Rat and I got a Ho.” In the last panel, Pig has been beaten up, complaiing, “You can’t tell that girl anything…”

Joanne Gray
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Joanne Gray

Well, whores like juice too.

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