Folks can lift on their own time…

Folks can lift on their own time…

posted on 29 Nov 2018 in Signs

If your parents are over 1 ton, use service elevator.

Photo courtesy of Blukitty.
Found in Japan. 

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Eggrish
Eggrish
2 years ago

Folk lifts are for the Byrds.

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

No listening to that hippie crap when you work here!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
2 years ago

Is Fork Song permitted on the premise?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

After the “duct tape incident”, nails became the obvious choice.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

Peter, Paul and Mary use Uber anyway.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

I can understand that.

Using a Folk lift would folk it.

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

But no electric guitars.

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Woody Guthrie sent me here

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

I guess the lift is blowin’ in the wind

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Well oil be folked.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

&# 127926; We are all singing fork songs, and we have lots of folking friends,
And we’ll keep on singing fork songs, ’till the folking singing ends. 🎸 🎜

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

The wooden boards will not be held on the pallet by nails.

Because nails do not have handies with nails on them.

Therefore; The wooden boards will be nailed on the pallet by hands.🛠

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

And if the hands fail to nail them on, we will give them folking sack.🍟

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Pallet hanging on by its very nails…..

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

I once had a tenant who was a linguistic genius. In a statement of nine words he managed to use “folk” six tines.

ergo; Folk me, It’s folking absofolkinglutely folking folked, folk it.”

I believe he deserves to go down in English grammar.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Fork dancing is done by people on people, who can’t do folk dancing on forks.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

A machinery maker named Linne,
Made forklifts of mainly cast-iron and tin.
They were as light as a feather,
And in strong windy weather,
They’d leap around like a Walrus on Gin.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

A young folk-singer named Mitch,
Used a tuning fork to perfect his pitch,
But alas and alack,
He was as flat as a tack,
And his folk-singing was an absolute bitch.

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

@Marum: What about angels dancing on the head of a pin?

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Long Tom 1928. The angels may well be able to do that.

I was imagining a drunken Walrus in a tutu, executing a pas de deux on a rock, whilst performing Swan Lake.

Purr….Marum.(Die unglaubige Katze)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Folk no lift? So, What The Folk?

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