Having a party tonight!

BOXER REBELLION: the sequel! ——————————————————————————————– because my competitor is soft on pornography and viagra ——————————————————————————————– and make sure to come early before the poles close ——————————————————————————————– a ballot in every box and a bun, i mean chicken in every oven. are we on live? ——————————————————————————————– looks like monica has cashed her last unemployment check ——————————————————————————————– if you think YOU’RE kissing MY baby politician man, you’re WONG! ——————————————————————————————– HEADLINES: politician’s ad campaign pulls a boner, film at 11 ——————————————————————————————– because i represent the factory workers of this great empire ——————————————————————————————– hey! kim jong ill’s still weirder than me! ——————————————————————————————– and here… Read more »

And don’t forget to wear your “Entrance to hell” undies!

true engrish materiar

Warning: If this party lasts more than 4 hours, consult a physician.

I WANNA GO!

….
Im not voting for that guy…

I guess all the work they do in Japan ages them quick!
I wouldn’t of thought it was his 21st!

Definitely not a celibation…

21st erection celebration this late? must be a late bloomer, or has a really tiny penis.

Party Slogan: Where the little heads do the thinking!

Fun for the entire family!

This party helps you stay longer on the bed XD

Democlat, Leprubrican, I think this is platform we can all get behind

All appears a bit stiff for mine

It must be hard to get to Sunny Town.

An erection party is risky. Someone might have a stroke.

It’s been a long hard campaign.

Open and free erections are the climax of democracy.

♫ “I wanna be erected…” ♫

Let’s remove horny with a stick!

Erectra!

How is a erection?
Let’s look at poll.

Very Silly Party

My toy vibration life jacket already crisply crisply itches!

At an erection party everyone can see your ballots.

♫ Won’t you take me to
Sunny Town
Won’t you take me to
Sunny Town ♫

Voting is exciting.

♪ ♫ Roving me, roving you (ha-haa)
There is nothing we can do
Erecting me, erecting you (ho-hoo)
We just have to fake it this time, we’re through ♩ ♪

Let us stuff ballots in boxes!

He wins by correcting enough votes, if I am collect.

We prepared the seat in which it erected for you.

my name is Hugh Johnson, and i support this message

Happy Erection Day America!

Hey, cool! It’s my photo again.

And Obama’s the president again– time for a successful election erection!

Is this guy an up and coming candidate?

Erection was not a misspelling. That is the word they intended. The Japanese text refers to “machi-zukuri”, or “town-making”, not to a election. Granted, “town founding” might be a better choice of words… but this is Not Engrish.

I wonder if he has that “firm handshake” so many voters want?

Mmm… I’m busy today so I’ll just nip in and out…

Nobody is allowed to hang around…

Come and shake hands with your best friend…or should that be the other way around…?

Give us your vote. From sagging political careers to awkward comings of age, we’ve got your agenda covered!

Oh my…

A so desu ka! ‘Tis the Japanese General Ersction.

EDIT: Ah so

Try it again.
Ah so desu ka! ‘Tis the Japanese General Erection.

Plenty of dicks erected

So, this post raises its head once again.

If only thinks of erections two years ago

Well that was fun…

The Japanese in the orange ring around the dude’s head actually says:
“Meeting (or Party) 21 for creating a bright city”. A tad more staid. sadly.

@Pete 0542. How prosaic..

I thought he had been beatified, and that was his halo.

One could say he is campaigning on “Haloed Ground”.