If only they had more time… - Engrish.com

If only they had more time…

posted on 13 Nov 2018 in Signs

Sorry, one life per customer…

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of John Farrier.
Found in Japan. 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Too many carbs

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

I est bread for life

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

One life sandwich and a Bloody Mary, please.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The cake is a life!

Running Comment
Running Comment
7 years ago

One man’s bread is another man’s death….wait, perhaps it was the other way around ?

One man’s life is another man’s bread !

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

In the meantime, here are some stale Saltines.

coffeebot
coffeebot
7 years ago

Life to eat, not eat to life.

Pete
Pete
7 years ago

Give us this day our daily sandwich….

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
7 years ago

Waiter, I shall have nine lives, please!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Sorry Tojo. I prefer hydrogenated vegetable oil. It kills yer quicker.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

How can that be?

Cat have nine lives.

Cat no eat bread.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Japanese sleep in little cubicles.

You call that life?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

LET THEM EAT CAKE.

Marie Antoinette.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Sire! The poor are revolting. Oh yes. Just look at the scurvy knaves.

Louis XVI.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

BTW Louis and Marie were just 15 and 14yo. respectively when they were married. (Should have been a great love story)

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Louis was the king of France, before the revolut-i-on,

Then they cut his head right off, it ruined his constitut-i-on.

(from old Sea Shanty. {anon})

Garst
7 years ago

Don’t fill up on bread!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

When I find life on my bread I usually throw it away.

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
7 years ago

Life with bread? So the meat in the sandwiches is extra rare, then?

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