Leading cause of infertility…

Leading cause of infertility…

posted on 7 Nov 2018 in Chinglish, Snacks

 

 

 

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coffeebot
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Also try our salted vaegina!

Pete
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Pete

Snack sold at the famous Phallus Museum in Reykjavik.
Bearded Clam snack sold separately.

algernon
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algernon

A bit of a bummer really.

algernon
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algernon

I prefer a snack you can eat.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

“See what happens when you don’t keep it lubed.” – Harry Palmer

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Warning: may contain n….?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Somebody jerky off.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

They’re boner dry.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Store in a warm, moist place.

Marum
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Marum

Iguess, if your nuts go dry, it would be inconcieveable.

Marum
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Marum

I guess, if your nuts go dry, it would be inconcieveable.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Maybe they’re Keanu’s.

Marum
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Marum

Joe Bjelke Petersen (once Premier of Qld) was once a peanut farmer from Kingaroy.

When Jimmy Carter was elected President of the USA, we warned the yanks.

The last time we put a nut in parliament, it ran wild and took over the place.

Marum
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Marum

I like peanuts for snacks. Unfortunately, Woolworths now only sells roasted peanuts. So typical of me, I did my checking.

It appears that roasting them, converts the protein into a form, that makes it unavailable to humans.

NICE ONE WOOLIES!!!

Pete
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Pete

@Marum 1.58 am,

Woolworth, as in F.W. Woolworth???
They’re still in business down there in Australia???

Wow….a blast from the American past!

Pete
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Pete

@Marum,

Never mind, mate. Managed to answer my own Q:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woolworths_Group_(Australia)

Turns out F.W. Woolworth never registered their name in Ausralia so the name “Woolworth” was free for the taking down there. Apparently there’s no connection between the Woolworth stores in AUS & the USA.

I still remember going into the (F.W.) Woolworths’ Five & Dime with my parents back in the early to mid 1960’s.

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

From now on loos will be redundant,

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