My uncoorperation directly relates to your convenience.

My uncoorperation directly relates to your convenience.

posted on 22 Nov 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

We can make it 5AM to midnight.

Photo courtesy of Sérgio Nogueira.
Found in China.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

We wish you a happy Backwards Day.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

I don’t need water, I’ll take the pi$$ out of your Notice instead.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

I always cut my water supply, wi a dram or twa o whusky.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Uncoorperation = when your pissed of guests arm themselves with machetes, and commence disembowelling the managent.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

EDIT: Management

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

from the Latin; Corpus = a body As in Habeus Copus. literally; (produce the body)

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

If we catch you peeing out of the windows, we will cut of your water…. PERMANENTLY!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

When the conduit’s repair we will have a Chinese fire drill.

Tom41
Tom41
2 years ago

Must be convenient to be uncooperative…

DrLex
DrLex
2 years ago

We are awfully sorry if the beds are comfortable! We’ll replace them with splintered wooden pallets as soon as possible.

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Couldn’t give a toss really

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Room for water then

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Algernon. 0616. Aye. Ye have had a wee try wie the caber then?

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

BE WARNED.
Don’t wash your ar$e in the basin. You may need to drink the water later.

Helpful tip from the manglement.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

BTW. I never knew they tossed the caber in China.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
2 years ago

You are most welcome.
I shall remain uncoorperative.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

@Marum 5:00 am,

Manglement?

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Pete. 1639. Yup. The last firm I worked for had lots of Sales Manglers, Service Manglers, State Manglers and the General mangler.

Eventually, by sheer stupidity, and total self interest, they succeeded, and sent the company broke. It did cross my mind to extract some revenge, for playing fast and loose with my career. (I worked the clock round for 20 years for that company) But unwillingly, I let the idea pass.

But geez! Did I love that job. I was the trouble shooter round the South Pacific, and the east coast of Australia.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

BTW They also had a CEO.

Completely Elusive Obfuuscator.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

EDIT: Subtract one ewe

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

I think though. If I had the good luck to meet any of those plicks in a dark alley, only one of us would WALK out.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

BTW. For all the Goon fans. The inscription o Spike Milligan’s Headstone:

“Duirt me leat go raibh me breoite” = “I told you I was ill!”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Marum | 5:33 pm Of course he was! Nobody who was right in the head could come up with that brilliant stuff.

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