My uncoorperation directly relates to your convenience.

My uncoorperation directly relates to your convenience.

posted on 22 Nov 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

We can make it 5AM to midnight.

Photo courtesy of Sérgio Nogueira.
Found in China.

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We wish you a happy Backwards Day.

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Droll not Troll

I don’t need water, I’ll take the pi$$ out of your Notice instead.

Marum
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Marum

I always cut my water supply, wi a dram or twa o whusky.

Marum
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Marum

Uncoorperation = when your pissed of guests arm themselves with machetes, and commence disembowelling the managent.

Marum
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Marum

EDIT: Management

Marum
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Marum

from the Latin; Corpus = a body As in Habeus Copus. literally; (produce the body)

Marum
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Marum

If we catch you peeing out of the windows, we will cut of your water…. PERMANENTLY!

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Droll not Troll

When the conduit’s repair we will have a Chinese fire drill.

Tom41
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Tom41

Must be convenient to be uncooperative…

DrLex
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DrLex

We are awfully sorry if the beds are comfortable! We’ll replace them with splintered wooden pallets as soon as possible.

Algernon
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Algernon

Couldn’t give a toss really

Algernon
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Algernon

Room for water then

Marum
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Marum

@Algernon. 0616. Aye. Ye have had a wee try wie the caber then?

Marum
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Marum

BE WARNED.
Don’t wash your ar$e in the basin. You may need to drink the water later.

Helpful tip from the manglement.

Marum
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Marum

BTW. I never knew they tossed the caber in China.

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

You are most welcome.
I shall remain uncoorperative.

Pete
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Pete

@Marum 5:00 am,

Manglement?

Marum
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Marum

@Pete. 1639. Yup. The last firm I worked for had lots of Sales Manglers, Service Manglers, State Manglers and the General mangler.

Eventually, by sheer stupidity, and total self interest, they succeeded, and sent the company broke. It did cross my mind to extract some revenge, for playing fast and loose with my career. (I worked the clock round for 20 years for that company) But unwillingly, I let the idea pass.

But geez! Did I love that job. I was the trouble shooter round the South Pacific, and the east coast of Australia.

Marum
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Marum

BTW They also had a CEO.

Completely Elusive Obfuuscator.

Marum
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Marum

EDIT: Subtract one ewe

Marum
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Marum

I think though. If I had the good luck to meet any of those plicks in a dark alley, only one of us would WALK out.

Marum
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Marum

BTW. For all the Goon fans. The inscription o Spike Milligan’s Headstone:

“Duirt me leat go raibh me breoite” = “I told you I was ill!”

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@Marum | 5:33 pm Of course he was! Nobody who was right in the head could come up with that brilliant stuff.

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