Photo courtesy of Margie Kent.
Found in Japan.
What did you expect on “All you can eat” chili night?
Automatic for the Poople.
Logical response to the auto-flush
Those crafty Nipponese. They think of everything!
Who’d-a-thunk of a self-dirtying loo?
(PS: Read the Japanese. They clearly meant to say “fully automatic”, hehe.)
High tech bathroom-it does everything for you. EVERYTHING.
You don’t even have to enter the toilet to use it.
This washroom is foolproof automatically.
Your taking the piss
It’s as always asleep
The have it delivered thrice daily.
The head engineer Minutsa Tonoffa, realized the automatic toilet had teething problems, when the automatic bum wiper, removed his testicles in one foul swipe.
AhitotoTanakas Goddess Model Automatic toilet had to be recalled. (women’s only model) Several hundred men sat on their lady’s toilet, and had their assets smashed and removed. It appears the the arm which pats off the last few drops using a disposable pad, was the problem. Due to the difference in clearance there between men and women, their testicles were smashed into the lower part of their pelvic bone Due to this their family jewels were forced into the mechanism, which then retracted, neatly removing them.
Ahito Tanakas = a hit to ta’ nakas.
…but we’ll carry on, under turd.
@Marum | 6:37 pm: *puts on Grammar Nazi hat* The phrase is: one FELL swoop. 😉
Archaic use of “fell” meaning “deadly”.
The kids will probably resurrect that one, one day.
Disabled Toilet, as always