Wish I never understood Rooster.

What is the time of growth of your cock rooster?

Rooster made more sense when all he said was “cockadoodledoo”

Well hello big boy

Well would you let them loose in the hen house

Ending up at KFC is not so clever.

What’s wrong with it? All the Os are upside down!

“Don’t get cocky, kid.”

Help! I don’t know my capability, and the rooster is shouting at me!

Is this a Nintendo Cucco? It even says “Please Understand” like its former CEO so I’m inclined to believe it is!

Is your Capability Brown?

That’s one cocky rooster!

It’s Foghorn Leghorn.

“I say boy.”

My lady preferred growth to showth.

I say, I say, this boy’s gotta mouth like a cannon, always shootin’ it off!
Kid don’t quit talkin’ so much he’ll get his tongue sunburned….

@Pete 0825.
I see the same cartoons have bent your brain, as they have mine.

@Pete. At Primary School, the teacher was ill advised enough, to ask me what I wanted to be when I grew up.

Instant answer; “Harry Secombe.”

In those days, (1950s) teachers were unbearably pompous. They would write things on Report Cards, such as; “You are wasting food on this child!”
I do wonder what mine read – possibly; “Your son evinces no desire to grow-up.”

Furthurmore: There was a boy in my class named Wilton. One day the teacher addressed him so: “Wilton! You are lazy, unreliable, undependable, stupid, and a liar. I can only suggest a career in politics for you.”

Periodically, throughout my life, I have often wondered what became of Wilton. For in Australia, gross stupidity has never been a bar to a shining career in politics. In fact it appears to be a prerequisite. One has only to look at the composition of our Federal Senate to realize, that it is “adult child minding”, for retired, and half potty, old lawyers.

@Marum,

Errrr….”Harry Secombe?”
says Pete, scratchin’ his US East Coast noggin…

Either I’m missing something so blindingly obvious I can’t see it…in which case perhaps I oughta emigrate and lauch a new political career…or I’ve just encountered an unfathomable Australianism I’ve never heard before.

@Pete | 2:41 pm: I assume you googled that name by now. You may also like to check out “Spike Milligan” and “The Goon Show”. Better known in Britain and Australia than the US; I loved their crazy humour, too.
You were probably aware of Peter Sellers. who was also involved in the Goons phenomenon..

@DnT,

Loved Peter Sellers.
One of the most talented comedians ever.

Actually haven’t googled it yet but will tomorrow.
Exhausting 90 min commute each way to & from work today.
Will google it tomorrow.

@Pete . Goon but Not Forgotten.

Best of British humour. Harry Secombe = Neddy Seagoon.

Neddy Seagoon to German officer; “If you don’t talk, I’ll sing the fifth act from Tosca.”

Greenslade: “But Mr Seagoon. There is no fifth act in Tosca.”

Neddy Seagoon; “See! You have less time than you thought you had.”

@Pete. BTW today 05.11.18 is Melbourne Cup day in Australia.

That is a day on which a whole lot of obnoxiously drunk young ladies, cavort around on a racetrack, wearing weird hats.

Must be some sort of tribal rite for the whities. Perhaps; “White Women’s Only Business.” Simultaneously, they also run horses round a three mile track. I wonder why they see fit to punish the horses for this behaviour.

Ah! White-men do strange things.

Q: What is the difference between a Rooster and a Prostitute.

A: A rooster says. “Cock a doodle doo.”

A prostitute says: “Any doodle’l do.”

@Marum | 7:54 pm: Once again, Melbourne weather proved my resolve never to bet on races there. Bone dry track yesterday, flash floods today! LOL!

Not totally funny, though. I dunno which kind of track is worse for the horses.

@Marum & @DnT,

Looked Harry Secombe up. When (if?) I have free time other than to joke around here on Engrish, will have to try and find online Seagoon show recordings.

Interesting celebrations you have there in Melbourne.
A bunch of drunk white gals? Up here, New Orleans Mardi Gras comes to mind…sans the race track.

What’s wrong with a plain old “Cock a doodle do”?