Wish I never understood Rooster.

Wish I never understood Rooster.

posted on 3 Nov 2018 in Clothing

I’m glad he only talks once in the morning.

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of Jeff Smith.
T-shirt found in Japan. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

What is the time of growth of your cock rooster?

coffeebot
1 year ago

Rooster made more sense when all he said was “cockadoodledoo”

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

Well hello big boy

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

Well would you let them loose in the hen house

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
1 year ago

Ending up at KFC is not so clever.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

What’s wrong with it? All the Os are upside down!

Chris
Chris
1 year ago

“Don’t get cocky, kid.”

Tom41
Tom41
1 year ago

Help! I don’t know my capability, and the rooster is shouting at me!

Eggrish
Eggrish
1 year ago

Is this a Nintendo Cucco? It even says “Please Understand” like its former CEO so I’m inclined to believe it is!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Is your Capability Brown?

Pete
Pete
1 year ago

That’s one cocky rooster!

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

It’s Foghorn Leghorn.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

“I say boy.”

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

My lady preferred growth to showth.

Pete
Pete
1 year ago

I say, I say, this boy’s gotta mouth like a cannon, always shootin’ it off!
Kid don’t quit talkin’ so much he’ll get his tongue sunburned….

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@Pete 0825.
I see the same cartoons have bent your brain, as they have mine.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@Pete. At Primary School, the teacher was ill advised enough, to ask me what I wanted to be when I grew up.

Instant answer; “Harry Secombe.”

In those days, (1950s) teachers were unbearably pompous. They would write things on Report Cards, such as; “You are wasting food on this child!”
I do wonder what mine read – possibly; “Your son evinces no desire to grow-up.”

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Furthurmore: There was a boy in my class named Wilton. One day the teacher addressed him so: “Wilton! You are lazy, unreliable, undependable, stupid, and a liar. I can only suggest a career in politics for you.”

Periodically, throughout my life, I have often wondered what became of Wilton. For in Australia, gross stupidity has never been a bar to a shining career in politics. In fact it appears to be a prerequisite. One has only to look at the composition of our Federal Senate to realize, that it is “adult child minding”, for retired, and half potty, old lawyers.

Pete
Pete
1 year ago

@Marum,

Errrr….”Harry Secombe?”
says Pete, scratchin’ his US East Coast noggin…

Either I’m missing something so blindingly obvious I can’t see it…in which case perhaps I oughta emigrate and lauch a new political career…or I’ve just encountered an unfathomable Australianism I’ve never heard before.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@Pete | 2:41 pm: I assume you googled that name by now. You may also like to check out “Spike Milligan” and “The Goon Show”. Better known in Britain and Australia than the US; I loved their crazy humour, too.
You were probably aware of Peter Sellers. who was also involved in the Goons phenomenon..

Pete
Pete
1 year ago

@DnT,

Loved Peter Sellers.
One of the most talented comedians ever.

Actually haven’t googled it yet but will tomorrow.
Exhausting 90 min commute each way to & from work today.
Will google it tomorrow.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@Pete . Goon but Not Forgotten.

Best of British humour. Harry Secombe = Neddy Seagoon.

Neddy Seagoon to German officer; “If you don’t talk, I’ll sing the fifth act from Tosca.”

Greenslade: “But Mr Seagoon. There is no fifth act in Tosca.”

Neddy Seagoon; “See! You have less time than you thought you had.”

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@Pete. BTW today 05.11.18 is Melbourne Cup day in Australia.

That is a day on which a whole lot of obnoxiously drunk young ladies, cavort around on a racetrack, wearing weird hats.

Must be some sort of tribal rite for the whities. Perhaps; “White Women’s Only Business.” Simultaneously, they also run horses round a three mile track. I wonder why they see fit to punish the horses for this behaviour.

Ah! White-men do strange things.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Q: What is the difference between a Rooster and a Prostitute.

A: A rooster says. “Cock a doodle doo.”

A prostitute says: “Any doodle’l do.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@Marum | 7:54 pm: Once again, Melbourne weather proved my resolve never to bet on races there. Bone dry track yesterday, flash floods today! LOL!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Not totally funny, though. I dunno which kind of track is worse for the horses.

Pete
Pete
1 year ago

@Marum & @DnT,

Looked Harry Secombe up. When (if?) I have free time other than to joke around here on Engrish, will have to try and find online Seagoon show recordings.

Interesting celebrations you have there in Melbourne.
A bunch of drunk white gals? Up here, New Orleans Mardi Gras comes to mind…sans the race track.

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
1 year ago

What’s wrong with a plain old “Cock a doodle do”?

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