Clasp too much and extinction occurs.

Clasp too much and extinction occurs.

posted on 16 Dec 2018 in Chinglish, Instructions

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Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If a hand clasp doesn’t work, should I try kissing the flashlight?

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Droll not Troll

When we say Manual Guidance, we really mean it!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Cretaceous batteries are just not good enough.

Algernon
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Algernon

A torch for the dinosaurs

Algernon
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Algernon

A flashlight that piosons before it kills

Marum
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Marum

I imagine if the batteries are extinct, as different to extant, then no one will have them in stock.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Abnormal sound? So, what is the sound of one hand clasping?

Running Comment
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Running Comment

I don’t see the point of replacing the new batteries…?

Running Comment
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Running Comment

It clasps the fixed switch, or else it gets the abnormal sound again !

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

From now on, extinction will be a concern no more.
Just replace with a new one.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Clasp softly. Do not assault battery.

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Droll not Troll

Mercury CR2032 batteries may actually be extinct. On the card of CR2032s I have, it says they’re lithium.

Marum
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Marum

Don’t worry about the torch. It will see you out.

It has a half-life of 170 million years.

JJ HItt
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JJ HItt

I issued an abnormal sound but I did not irradiate.

Tom41
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Tom41

“Forbid to irradiate eyes” – good advice for life there!

DrLex
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DrLex

Droll not Troll 7:47: obviously this flashlight uses neither mercury nor lithium, it uses uranium batteries.

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Droll not Troll

DrLex | 7:01 am: Marum may be right about the half-life!

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