Featuring “Lucy ib the Ski wiph Diamonds”

Featuring “Lucy ib the Ski wiph Diamonds”

posted on 13 Dec 2018 in Chinglish, Music

Photo courtesy of “Blessingster”.
Found in Taiwan. 

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Marum

That’s how you speak after eating the peppers.

Algernon
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Algernon

Came before the Whit Albert

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Which one played the hearp?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Loney Tunes. That’s all, folks!

Algernon
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Algernon

We hope your or injure the shoe

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

To be played at 39.5 rpm. Counterclockwise.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Tha’ts Chairman Mao’s picture at the bottom of the cover.

Jay
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Jay

A splebdid pime is guaranpeed for all!

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

The translator must have been “getting high with a little help from (his) friends”. It’s right there on the drum cover!

Pete
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Pete

I think I’ll have me some Dr. Peppeb ta drink while I listen…

Classic Steve
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The translator should have asked for “Help!”

Pete
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Pete

I’ll take “Lost in Translation” for $300, Alex…

…And the answer is: “What happens when a translator is far too focused on their Norwegian Wood to type accurately.”

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Now we know how many spelling errors it takes to fill the Albert Hall.

Marum
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Marum

@Long Tom 1302.

Dunno. You’ll have to ask Dr. Spooneb.

James
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James

Let me introduce to you, the one and only Birry Shreas…

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Too much Henry the Horse.

Marum
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Marum

@Pete 0943..I don’t know. I taught mine to type.

That is why it makes so many errors….It doesn’t really have the head for such mundane tasks.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum | 4:11 pm: I think you’ve given us the explanation for Trump’s tweets!

EffEff
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EffEff

@Droll not Troll 4:15 am: Paul would be playing the hearp.(and recorded by electronic voice projection, too.)

EffEff
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EffEff

Lucy in the Ski Lodge with Diamonds

Pete
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Pete

@DnT,

I’d like to be
Sipping covfefe
In an Octopus’ flat
On Penny Lane.

Marum
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Marum

@Pete 1949. Whate’er yer drinkin – send me some laddie.

I have only mundane stuff, like single-malt Scotch Whisky….Which of course, only makes me quote from Burns at Hogmanay for instance

Thus:
Fair fa’ your honest, sonsie face,
Great Chieftain o’ the Puddin-race!
Aboon them a’ ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy of a grace
As lang ‘s my arm.

EffEff
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EffEff

I smell Norwegian Wood burning.

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Lonely Tunes.
That’s just me. folks!

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