When retreat is not an option.

When retreat is not an option.

posted on 23 Dec 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

I prefer about-face.

Photo courtesy of Anna Brown.
Found in China. 

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Marum
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Marum

Homosexual soldiers are the best!

The never leave their mates behind.

Marum
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Marum

Well! I heard of a bloke who was a Rear-Admiral

Marum
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Marum

Rear service? Could that be stores.

ie Quartermasters Store etc.

Eggrish
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Eggrish

Private Pyle-driver.

Algernon
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Algernon

Just what every rectal propulsion supervisor needs.

Algernon
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Algernon

With that ring of confidence.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It’s a crack team.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It’s nice to know someone’s got your back.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

They go behind enema lines.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Watch out for the privates!

Running Comment
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Running Comment

Reared in captivity but ready to come out.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Trained assassins.

Chris
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Headquartered in Manassas, Virginia

Pete
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Pete

Why is the Greek army writing in Chinese???

Pete
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Pete

@Chris 5:49 am,

But not Assawoman Bay, Maryland?

(Yes, it exists. Google it!)

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

So this is the true face of Area 51.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum | 2:11 am: The straight soldiers dig fox holes. 😉

EffEff
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EffEff

Any of you old enough to remember former POTUS Jimmy Carter? His personal physician/surgeon (from his Navy days) was a rear admiral. He required routine EAR surgery, from his REAR admiral; and there were no shortage of jokes about that subject.

Marum
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Marum

@DNT Foxy??

zankhana
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zankhana

See Private Partts for Major Ben Dover and a dishonorable discharge.

Chris
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Chris

@Pete, 11:45 AM: OMGWTF, I had no idea that place existed! Thanks for sharing-the information will be useful.

Pete
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@Chris,

I was around 14 when I was with my dad on a fishing trip in the car and he pointed out the road sign stating we were crossing Assawoman Bay. I’m sure you can easily imagine how much I snickered at that.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

I read that during World War Two, the Soviet Army had “blocking detachments” which prevented soldiers from retreating when facing the enemy on the battlefield.

Pete
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Pete

@Long Tom,

I read that any Soviet soldiers caught retreating when they were supposed to be charging forward were shot on sight.

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

I shall pass.
Show me to the front-service department.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

The Rear Admiral’s office is only accessible through the back door.

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