No logs please.

No logs please.

posted on 3 Dec 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

Stop and smell the roses…

Photo courtesy of Paul Kenny.
Found in China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

The garden realy is sh%t

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

I waas looking for the one with straight logs

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

I heard of spiral gardens, but this is getting silly!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

They use curled poo because they wanted a permanentculture garden.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

You need poo with a clockwise curl if you want to grow thyme.

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

– Look, a garden with a curlicue !
– No, that’s a garden with a curly poo.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

They’d be better off trying for whirled pees.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

That’ll happen when you eat to many Arby’s fries.

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

I guess that’s where they serve pu pu platters.

(Yes, this is a real term: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pu_pu_platter)

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Pretty sure that’s meant to say “curled POOL”.
They forgot the “L” at the end of the word.

Unless they were too cheap to pay for an extra letter.
This is ASIA, y’know.

Classic Steve
2 years ago

They sure love that emoji.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

“Cueied”? Does that mean it has beeen irradiated?

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

I didn’t see the movie “Caddyshack”, but didn’t they have a scene where a candy bar got thrown into a swimming pool and it was mistaken for poo?

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

EDIT; Curied

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

“Cured” poo?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Pete | 6:50 pm: I didn’t even know it was ill!

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

A reference to Marie and Louis Curie, who both discovered radiation.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Long Tom 0834We were taught in Primary School, that they were the first to discover XRays. Thereby paving the way for Non-invasive medicine.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Long Tom | 8:32 am: The “poo” is what happened when they realised the radiation was dangerous.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
2 years ago

That’s where Adam and Eve banished to after the Fall.

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

Actually it was Roentgen who discovered X-rays, as distinct from other types of radiation, using a Crookes tube.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
2 years ago

Designed to contain straight pee

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