And I was afraid they didn’t wash their hands…

And I was afraid they didn’t wash their hands…

posted on 4 Jan 2019 in Signs

Well, at least it’s fresh…

Photo courtesy of Kellie Sharp.
Found in Japan. 

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Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

It’s tasteless.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

I like Japanese restaurants, but I couldn’t eat a whole one!

Algernon
Algernon
1 year ago

In a beer batter

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Some diners have low expectorations.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Is food cheaper in the okonomi size?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
1 year ago

I expect to rate #5 as my least favourite.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
1 year ago

These are all odd choices.

James
James
1 year ago

When restaurants do recursion.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

‘Why is the food so expensive?’

“Because of the Japanese okonomi Yaki.”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
1 year ago

In the US, the Oklahoma Yucky tastes worse.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Imagine this with a broad West Indian accent..(it really happened)

Commentator: It is the first day of the first test in Barbados. Great Britain has won the toss and will bat. David Willie will take strike, and Michael Holding will open the bowling.

Now here comes Michael holding off his long run for the first ball – the bowler is Holding the batsman’s Willie.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

In fact it is the name of a book, by the medium pacer; Max Walker.

“The bowler is Holding the batsman’s Willie”

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

You really do NOT want to know about meals 2; 4; 6; 8; 10; and 12.

Emily
Emily
1 year ago

Fried spit garnished with green pees

Long Tom
Long Tom
1 year ago

Just the skewer and spit? Do we get to eat the grill as well?

Classic Steve
1 year ago

Yo dawg, I heard you like restaurants, so we put a restaurant in yo restaurant so you can eat while you eat.

Eggrish
Eggrish
1 year ago

Is the menu in the restaurant, or is the restaurant on the menu?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

When ordering from this menu by numbers, you don’t even

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Not only that. Our menu is decidedly odd.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
1 year ago

Oddly, No.5 reads “Fried Spit.”
They won’t even show No.6.
It would well be “Fried Sphit” withOUT the “p.”

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
1 year ago

Again oddly, this is a recursive restaurant.

iLock
iLock
1 year ago

Waiter: “Are you two ready to order?” Man 1: “Yeah, I’ll have your Japanese Restaurant please.. and my wife will have the Roast Skewer & Fried Spit… I know, she’s disgusting… *whispers to staff* This is like a farewell dinner, I’m going to tell her I want a divorce, right after my meal, but before I begin to sort out this food business” Waiter: “Oh..Ok…right…. Damn it, we’re out of business!…….. *mumbles to self* Knew I should have taken the restaurant off the menu…Weeelll.. at least I’ve still got my Sea Food Restaurant…” Man: “Don’t worry, I’ll definitely be changing… Read more »

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