Because bees would be crazy…

Because bees would be crazy…

posted on 23 Jan 2019 in Signs

Nothing gets to your roots like ants.

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of Miles Teves.

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James
James
3 years ago

It’s a godawful small affair, to the girl with vivid ants hair…

Algernon
Algernon
3 years ago

Bully for them

Algernon
Algernon
3 years ago

They’re on fire

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Step 1: Shampoo with honey.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

They’re not ants, they’re spiders!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maratus

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

I B. E. G. your pardon.

DrLex
DrLex
3 years ago

Judging from that vivid color they’re probably fire ants, definitely the kind you want to pour onto your scalp!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Any type, as long as they are not pissants.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I was speaking to a bloke from the Qld. Govt..about 15 years ago, who was working on the Fire Ant Eradication Programme.. He arrogantly asserted that they had them beaten, and would not hear any argument to the contrary.

Now that they are still spreading more than 15 years later, proves two things.

ie; Ants are both smarter, and more effective, than public servants.
And they are easier to talk to.

Running Comment
Running Comment
3 years ago

I have heard of bald eagles, but hairy ants…? What’s next…bearded bats ? mustachioed marlins ? unshaven unicorns ?

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

Instead of the beehive hairdo.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

They charge an antsome fee for their services.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

B.E.G…… Bright Emmet Gel?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

You’re an insect, hairy!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Running Comment 1006.
Next they will be telling you that a Blue Whale has a ten foot penis, or an Echidna, has a four headed penis, which it does not urinate through. Or that female kangaroo can delay falling pregnant until she is ready, that she is able to determine the sex of her offspring, or if she has an older, and a very young joey at once, she can produce two types of milk simultaneously, to suit their individual dietary requirements.

Yes. There is no end to the nonsense one hears.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Actually, as the foetus only weighs about 0.3 of an ounce when it is born, and crawls from the vagina to the nipple in the pouch, the male kangaroo (a marsupial) has one thing going for it, that the rest of us mammals don’t.

No matter how many babies a female kangaroo has, “they still remain a nice tight fkuc.”

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

BTW. If you are stupid enough to tell your lady that….Be sure to duck.

For she is sure to hurl something at you.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Or safer still. Don’t let your lady perform oral sex for you, until she has long forgotten.

Otherwise you may get severely mauled.

iLock
iLock
3 years ago

Your hair looks so vivacious, so LIVELY!!

coffeebot
3 years ago

You know it’s working bc it’s tingling.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

I saw a book illustrating a female kangaroo giving birth. The baby is actually like a maggot whih crawls into the mother’s pouch!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Long Tom. As you can see it is still a foetus when born. Thus, it has to make the journey to the teat in the pouch with alacrity, otherwise it will die of exposure.

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