Dissin’ America again…

Dissin’ America again…

posted on 31 Jan 2019 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Grant Murray. 
Found in Urumqi, China. 

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Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Yes, talking to the animals may help civilise them.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Want civilisation? Do a lot – really go to town!

Algernon
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Algernon

In the bowl. Not the floor

Algernon
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Algernon

And for number two

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

You may be only a little squirt, but don’t let that stop you reaching for the stars!

DrLex
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DrLex

Do nothing, maximum civilisation

Ageless
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Ageless

Put the seat up, you ill-mannered barbarian!

Running Comment
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Running Comment

The dolittle civilization in current Northeastern China was known for its pottery tradition.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

You want more civilization? At least you’ve got a pot to piss in.

James
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James

Alexey Stakhanov was clearly a barbarian.

Marum
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Marum

Appears to have his dick where his belly-button should be.

Marum
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Marum

His name is Pierre.

Marum
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Marum

I would most definitely, not drink of the waters of that fountain.

Maneken Pis Brussels: https://www.brussels.info/peeing-boy/

Marum
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Marum

Actually! The Flemish people do seem to have an obsession with pissing.

Jeanneke Pis Brussels:

https://www.tripadvisor.com.au/Attraction_Review-g188644-d1879814-Reviews-Jeanneke_Pis-Brussels.html

Marum
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Marum

Seeing that they pipe beer though the boy one, at various times of the year, gives one a new slant on the expression: “Getting stuck into the piss.”

Classic Steve
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This message brought to you by a doctor who talks with animals.

Marum
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Marum

@James 0930. Boxer was a prime example of one thing Marx said. (K Marx that is not G Marx)
ie: The workers should be denied the vote. (disenfranchised) Further on he explains; “No matter what the system the workers are always exploited. (Therefore their vote does not count my words)

Poor old Boxer.

Marum
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Marum

@Classic Steve 1234.
I knew his cousin, Dr. DoSFA

Marum
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Marum

Dr. Do SFA. SFA= surgeons for apathy, as well as the other one.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Not doing much; just pissing around.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Not much civilization happening yet, but I can stick it out for a while longer.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Not enough civilization? Well, ain’t that a pisser!

Marum
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Marum

When they pipe beer through it, one wouldn’t imagine that it is flowing continuously. (What a waste)
Probably one twists his nuts anticlockwise to turn the flow on, and clockwise to stop it.

Thus, in engineering/plumbing/hydraulic terms, it would be a; “Low Pressure Cock.”

Marum
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Marum

As different from; “A High Pressure Cock”

Marum
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Marum

BTW. I haven’t got a clue, as to what one would call the female one.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Marum | 8:50 pm: Cheap wine comes in boxes. 😉

Marum
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Marum

@DnT 0411.
Yes. After 50 years of married life, I can imagine it being referred to as a “Whine Cask”.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

DnT: Funny you should say that. I once saw a New Yorker cartoon showing a tanker truck with the words “CHEAP WHITE WINE” on it.

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