Don’t forget the car from the soda…

Don’t forget the car from the soda…

posted on 22 Jan 2019 in Chinglish

Are these your car from the keys?

Photo courtesy of Mattias Andersson.
Found in Shenyang, China. 

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coffeebot
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Better close the windows or we’ll get car from the ants!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

The car from the food passes through your tunnel into the sewer.

alexmagnus
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alexmagnus

The car from the food. Quite the opposite of what it actually says (it is forbidden to eat food in the vehicle).

Definitely not machine translation – I cannot imagine a machine that would simply swallow 禁止 (forbid, prohibit, ban) or 吃 (eat).

algernon
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algernon

So thats why its covered in flies

algernon
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algernon

Value adding these days

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

That’s why you get gas.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Where can I get a bacon, lexus and tomato sandwich?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

That’s when you know you’re getting too much iron in your diet.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

♪ ♫ Baby you can drive my carbs ♪ ♫

Marum
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Marum

Hmm! I can understand how you can get a house from food.

It occurs when you are $hiiting bricks.

Marum
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Marum

It is probably a Mad-agas-car.

Or perhaps a car-a-mels.

Marum
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Marum

From that great Italian chef Ben Zina.

James
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James

Leaked promotional material for the Apple car.

James
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James

When you try to explain biodiesel as a layman.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

And after the meal, the bus from the table.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Almost any car becomes a POS eventually.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

And probably not even organically grown.

Marum
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Marum

There once was a blloke who used to eat dog food.

It eventually killed him.

He squatted down in the middle of the road to chew on his nuts, and an RSPCA vehicle ran over him.

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Yup, I know that’s very easy to distinguish

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Peter Chan: Not if it’s a lemon.

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