I had vegeyablps once…

I had vegeyablps once…

posted on 13 Jan 2019 in Chinglish, Menus

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Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Sweeft porz worth vegeyablps hmm

Algernon
Algernon
2 years ago

Tatler general no I’ll smre

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Seasame chicken tastes like fish.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

The sweeft and sour chicken won’t come out through your porz, but the hot garljcsauce might!

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

One wonders what is being served on Saturdays and Sundays…

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

– Sir, have you decided what you’ll have ?
– Yeah, I’ll have all of it, but go easy on the broccoli – I have a sensitive stomach.

Shane the Freestyler
Shane the Freestyler
2 years ago

I had the biack bean smre, didn’t agree with me.

The black bean saucf on the other hand was pretty good!

James
James
2 years ago

I have a Beef w/ Chinese Greens…I want to build a nuclear power plant on a nature reserve in Guangdong Province.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

That Sweeft & Sour Chicken must be for folks who won’t eat porz like Muklimk and Jewfk.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Counter person: Would you like to try to Seasame Chicken, sir?

Customer: No, thanks, I’ll pass. I’m starting to feel like a seasick chicken, and at this rate I hope I don’t explode!

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

This is clearly a Chinese carry out in the west.
People in the Chinese-speaking countries have never heard of the dish “General Tsao’s/Tso’s Chicken.”

Coz apparently that dish was invented by Chinese restaurateurs in the United States!

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

OOPS…how American of me.
Instead of saying “carry out” I should have said “take away”.
My bad, as we say here…

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

It appears that many of the other vegetables, never survived the translation fron the original Szechuan dialect.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Come to think of it….I’ll have the Alphabet Soup.

(There actually used to be such a product, by Heinz. Little bits of pasta, were die cut into the various letters of the alphabet)

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Kungpao Prawns? Sounds more like a Mantis Shrimp to me.

HI YA! KUNG PAO! and the fish tank disintegrates.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
2 years ago

I would like the Walmart Chicken or the ThreeFlavor Tesla.

James
James
2 years ago

Chance to win tickets to a Taylor Sweeft concert.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Marum | 12:30 pm: I remember that Alphabet Soup. It was around for a spell. 😛

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Black bean smores??? I think I’m gonna hurl!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Pete 11:41: Yep. The Lord giveth and the Chinese take-away. (Aussie joke)

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

@DnT 3:42 pm,

🙂

Bonzer!

Classic Steve
2 years ago

Now that’s Chicken of the Sea.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

This menu was designed by Dr. Fritz Klein Wong.

The food is great, but it tends to give you gas.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
2 years ago

Yipe! Our dining yablp has only got chrer legs.
The fourth is missing, and sorely missed.

olog-hai
olog-hai
2 years ago

I still want to know who General Tsao is.

Kitten
Kitten
1 year ago

I don’t want any damn vegeyablps.

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