I usually save my fun for socks.

I usually save my fun for socks.

posted on 16 Jan 2019 in Clothing

Because good starts down under…

Photo courtesy of Becki Wickert.
Found in Japan. 

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Algernon
Algernon
3 years ago

Mother always said

Algernon
Algernon
3 years ago

Happiness is clean underwear

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Have a GREAT day with NO underwear!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

…even if it’s someone else’s.

Running Comment
Running Comment
3 years ago

@DnT 4.30 am:

Make Underwear Great Again !

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

Have a nice skidmark free day!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Running Comment | 4:40 am: That would look fine, printed on a red union suit. 😉

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Usually I wait until everyone’s jumped in with a post before I translate.
But in this case, an early translation just might add to the Engrish fun.

Inside the zone that’s pink, the Japanese says:

WIZARD

This (??) beautifully shows the lines of your body.

The “www.engrish.com” blocks the rest of the sentence, hence the “??”.

Have fun with THAT one, word wizards!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Nothing—so improves underwear, as its consensual removal.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Nice underwear. Like all good packaging. Is designed to improve your appetite, for the contents within.

Classic Steve
3 years ago

…shame if something were to happen to it….

Classic Steve
3 years ago

Wait. Days can wear underwear?

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

Happiness is wearing underwear that does not irritate you. That’s why we have tagless underwear nowadays.

coffeebot
3 years ago

but there’s a party in my socks!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Coffeebot 0913. Good. Invite your pants down to join it.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Mother says: Don’t go out with holes in your underwear, in case you have an accident.

Billy Connolly says: If I were to have an accident, the holes in my underwear would be the last thing you have to worry about.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

NICE???

So. It’s edible then?

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

@Pete | 6:38 am | Wonder what lines they’d be

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Classic Steve | 8:29 am: It protects their weak ends.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Pete & Algernon: If my body were doing lines, I wouldn’t want my underwear to show it!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

If the old bod has lots of lines, it may need ironing before use.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Pete: If wizard = warlock, maybe it’s a part of the Underpants Gnomes’ plan.
1. Nice underwear
2. ???
3. Profit

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

A lady calls her butler into her room and says, “Jeeves, take off my dress”
He casually says, “Yes, Madam”, and removes the dress. Then she says, “Jeeves, take off my underwear”. Again, he says, “Yes, Madam” and removes the undergarment. She then says, “Jeeves, take off my bra”. Again, with no hesitation he says, “Yes, Madam” and removes the bra.
Then she says, “Now get out of my sight! If I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you’re fired!”

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